Big winter storm on the way!

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BanzaiCat

#240
February 13, 2015, 08:36:33 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on February 11, 2015, 05:57:32 PM
Quote from: steve58 on February 11, 2015, 04:49:26 PM
NJ police crack down on teens for illegal :o snow shoveling

...used to be when young people showed a little entrepreneurial initiative it was a good thing.  Seriously, a permit to shovel snow :idiot2:??  Guess they must've p*ssed off the local Snow Shoveling Union goons :uglystupid2:

I'm not quite clear on why it's a good idea to punish kids who are trying to learn a good work ethic and make an honest dollar.

The 'Captain Obvious' answer is the government shaking down every nook and cranny for every penny they can find.

Edit: Jesus, Mirth.

mirth

#241
February 13, 2015, 08:36:45 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#242
February 13, 2015, 08:38:36 AM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on February 13, 2015, 08:36:33 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on February 11, 2015, 05:57:32 PM
Quote from: steve58 on February 11, 2015, 04:49:26 PM
NJ police crack down on teens for illegal :o snow shoveling

...used to be when young people showed a little entrepreneurial initiative it was a good thing.  Seriously, a permit to shovel snow :idiot2:??  Guess they must've p*ssed off the local Snow Shoveling Union goons :uglystupid2:

I'm not quite clear on why it's a good idea to punish kids who are trying to learn a good work ethic and make an honest dollar.

The 'Captain Obvious' answer is the government shaking down every nook and cranny for every penny they can find.

Edit: Jesus, Mirth.

I live under the 0 in the 20". God loves me.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Barthheart

#243
February 13, 2015, 08:43:17 AM
Hey, it could be the "4" in the "24"...  ;)

mirth

#244
February 13, 2015, 09:03:13 AM
Quote from: Barthheart on February 13, 2015, 08:43:17 AM
Hey, it could be the "4" in the "24"...  ;)

The cold must really be getting to you if you can be that optimistic :P
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#245
February 13, 2015, 09:11:28 AM
Quote from: mirth on February 13, 2015, 08:38:36 AMI live under the 0 in the 20". God loves me.

confirming what we've long believed...  ;)
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bayonetbrant

#246
February 13, 2015, 09:57:36 AM
Mirth - how to mess with your neighbors

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10151882483039786
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"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#247
February 13, 2015, 10:18:58 AM
this could be y'all!

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#248
February 13, 2015, 10:26:00 AM
What makes you think it isn't?
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#249
February 13, 2015, 10:27:06 AM
Quote from: mirth on February 13, 2015, 10:26:00 AM
What makes you think it isn't?

License plate says "Wisconsin"
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

BanzaiCat

#250
February 13, 2015, 11:07:38 AM
Only differences between Wisconsin and Maine is one state drinks more and likes cheese less.

GDS_Starfury

#251
February 13, 2015, 11:08:22 AM
Quote from: mirth on February 13, 2015, 08:38:36 AM
I live for the 9" in my 0. God loves me.

;)
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Gusington

#252
February 13, 2015, 11:11:21 AM
It was colder in my bedroom this morning than it was in NC.
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BanzaiCat

#253
February 13, 2015, 11:11:47 AM
Quote from: Gusington on February 13, 2015, 11:11:21 AM
It was colder in my bedroom this morning than it was in NC.

That's what she said?

Gusington

#254
February 13, 2015, 11:16:28 AM
^That yes but it was actually 58 when I crawled out of bed too.
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