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Started by Steelgrave, January 21, 2015, 09:35:29 PM

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Gusington

That...sounds like a plan.


слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

GDS_Starfury

He fucked up his kidney during the fall.  I dont think he'll be sidelined cause hes the motherfucking king baby!
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Gusington

Watching him piss blood made me crawl into a fetal position just like he did.


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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Sir Slash

The son sure got better in a hurry after taking 2 bolts to the back. Damn those Vikes are tough. And whatever you do, NEVER offer to hold their hair for them during an execution. :P
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

GDS_Starfury

Quote from: Sir Slash on April 17, 2015, 10:10:26 PM
And whatever you do, NEVER offer to hold their hair for them during an execution. :P

thats some handy advice.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


TacticalWargames

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Quote from: GDS_Starfury on April 17, 2015, 10:33:10 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on April 17, 2015, 10:10:26 PM
And whatever you do, NEVER offer to hold their hair for them during an execution. :P

thats some handy advice.

Hehe.

The myth is Ragnor was pushed into a snake pit by the King of Northumbria..I think. I do hope they break from the myth though..as it isn't really historical fact. It seems they are taking historical events but tweaking them to fit into the story..as Paris was under siege and that to failed but not when Ragnor was supposed to be alive. I've found the acting superb in this serious esp Ragnor..he can say it all with just a look and curl of the lip.

As for his son getting better..I have a feeling they have been besieging Paris for a few months now due to hem suffering from illness and running out of food. Plus his disabled son seems to be getting bigger. Also I wonder if Ragnor just goes to sleep and wakes up with new tattoos he is that much of a Viking!

Lagurtha is fit. Saw the actress interviewed on BBC news a few months ago and to be honest she looks better in the series. They dye her hair and eyebrows for the show. Sill lovely though.

Sir Slash

Damn! You mean she's not a REAL blonde? One of my fantasies just died. :buck2:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Staggerwing

Quote from: Sir Slash on April 18, 2015, 09:48:57 AM
Damn! You mean she's not a REAL blonde? One of my fantasies just died. :buck2:

She's a blond, normally just a bit darker than on Vikings. Use the term 'dirty blond' if it helps bring back the magic.  ;)
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

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... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

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Gusington

^Wing is a master at his craft.


слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Sir Slash

Dirty trumps blonde in my book. Dirty and blonde even better. As long as dirty comes first.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Nefaro

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on April 17, 2015, 03:02:44 PM
He fucked up his kidney during the fall.  I dont think he'll be sidelined cause hes the motherfucking king baby!

I'm wondering if they're ever gonna get around to killing him off in King whats-his-name's snake pit and pass the torch on to the kids.

Dunno.. my interest in the series has started languishing lately.  They've been sitting on the DVR longer before being watched and I'm behind a bit.  :-\

Sir Slash

I knew they couldn't keep my man Ragnor down. He just had to show those other Vikes how the KING handles it. The only thing missing was making love to the princess on the way out of town, she needs it. Just a little silly but otherwise a great ending to the season.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

GDS_Starfury

Out-fucking-Standing!
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Gusington

The Wife kind of enjoyed the French sex dungeon. And the finale.


слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Sir Slash

Those French girls are going to Roll-on Rollo.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.