Big Trouble in Little China remale

Started by Centurion40, June 02, 2015, 07:37:00 AM

Previous topic - Next topic

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Centurion40

Any time is a good time for pie.

Capn Darwin

#1
The Rock is not the right guy for playing Jack Burton. Too big. Need a Chris Pratt type. Olivia Wilde would be a good replacement for Kim. Not getting a warm fuzzy on this one 
Rocket Scientist by day, Game Designer by night.

mirth

+1 It would be a great role for Pratt.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Nefaro

Chris Pratt would be perfect for the role.

Unfortunately, most of the 80s movie remakes have lost some writing elements & underlying themes that made them great.  Most of these remakes are missing the mark to some degree. 

I'll be very sad if they can't catch the mood of the original.  One of my favorite old 'camp' movies.

Centurion40

Quote from: mirth on June 02, 2015, 11:07:14 AM
+1 It would be a great role for Pratt.

Agreed, but he's going to be in EVERYTHING soon.  Gotta give some hero roles to others.
Any time is a good time for pie.

mirth

Quote from: Centurion40 on June 02, 2015, 12:22:00 PM
Quote from: mirth on June 02, 2015, 11:07:14 AM
+1 It would be a great role for Pratt.

Agreed, but he's going to be in EVERYTHING soon.  Gotta give some hero roles to others.

He's this generation's Harrison Ford.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

JasonPratt

Eh, while I agree Chris Pratt (no relation) would play closer to the original "Jack Burton" character, the Rock has comedy chops and could play the Big American Fish Out Of Water role reasonably well. He might seem too competent, though.

Still, yeah, a movie that does not need to be remade. Sigh.
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in lots and lots of chronological order...
Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

Centurion40

Well, they could have picked Ryan Reynolds to play Jack Burton; in which scenario Dwayne Johnson doesn't look so bad.
Any time is a good time for pie.

Centurion40

Quote from: JasonPratt on June 02, 2015, 01:04:32 PM

Still, yeah, a movie that does not need to be remade. Sigh.

Generally, I would agree with you, 100%.

But I tried watching it with my 11 year-old.  He scoffed at it as old, with cheap effects.  I was appalled.  But if I was a Hollywood executive, I would have immediately seen an open door to use a proven formula to make money off of a new audience.  My kid loves Dwayne Johnson.

FYI, I'd remake Buckaroo Bonzai too, if I were a Hollywood Exec.
Any time is a good time for pie.

mirth

Quote from: Centurion40 on June 02, 2015, 01:26:09 PM
FYI, I'd remake Buckaroo Bonzai too, if I were a Hollywood Exec.

Hells yeah!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Arctic Blast

I actually think The Rock could work quite well. He's got decent comic chops, and a guy that big just bumbling around and not actually accomplishing anything would be pretty hilarious.

W8taminute

All we need now is a Buckeroo Banzai remake and we're golden. 
"You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend."

Romulan Commander to Kirk

Sir Slash

Or a Madd Maxx re-do. Oh. Wait a minute..... ;D
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

RooksBailey

Quote from: Nefaro on June 02, 2015, 12:20:46 PM
Unfortunately, most of the 80s movie remakes have lost some writing elements & underlying themes that made them great.  Most of these remakes are missing the mark to some degree. 

I don't know why they even try.  Hollywood has proven itself to be totally incompetent these days.  Any remake it just going to be an embarrassing abomination.   :buck2: 

Not even slightly interested in this one.
"As I understand from your communication, Mr. Engle, you're on the brink of self-destruction. May I shake your hand? A brilliant idea! I speak as one who has destroyed himself a score of times.  I am, Mr. Engle, a veteran corpse. We are all corpses here! This rendezvous is one of the musical graveyards of the town. Caters to zombies hopping around with dead hearts and price tags for souls." - Angels Over Broadway

BanzaiCat