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Centurion40

#30
June 14, 2012, 09:07:11 AM
Prometheus:

Visually stunning, stupid parts, it's okay.
Any time is a good time for pie.

meadbelly

#31
June 15, 2012, 09:28:45 PM
Prometheus:

Too many questions. Not enough answers.

Snakes are bad. Goo is worse.

That's no Ripley. Or Bishop, either. 

Airborne Rifles

#32
June 15, 2012, 10:00:16 PM
Quote from: meadbelly on June 15, 2012, 09:28:45 PM
Prometheus:

Too many questions. Not enough answers.


Couldn't agree more.

Martok

#33
June 16, 2012, 06:59:49 AM
Snow White and the Huntsman: 


Theron:  Good actress. 

Stewart:  Vacant stare. 


"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

ken ellis

#34
June 17, 2012, 06:45:14 AM
lessee how this works

hunger games

decent movie, NOT ONE ORIGINAL IDEA!

bayonetbrant

#35
June 17, 2012, 07:08:19 AM Last Edit: July 01, 2013, 08:56:50 PM by bayonetbrant
Gladiator:

Fucking kid gets everyone else killed
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#36
June 17, 2012, 07:08:50 AM
Firefox:

Cold War better than you remembered
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Barthheart

#37
June 17, 2012, 07:17:54 AM
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

John le Carre slow and dry.

meadbelly

#38
June 17, 2012, 05:26:26 PM Last Edit: June 17, 2012, 05:49:38 PM by meadbelly
^Serious bonus points for combining accuracy, meter, and rhyming!


(edited to add "meter." Can't forget the meter!)

Steelgrave

#39
June 17, 2012, 05:43:20 PM
Quote from: Barthheart on June 17, 2012, 07:17:54 AM
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

John le Carre slow and dry.

LMAO!!! Style points +1

ken ellis

#40
June 18, 2012, 06:28:44 AM
THE DECENDANTS

you  know this is actually entertaining

Barthheart

#41
June 18, 2012, 06:57:32 AM
One for the Money

Evanovich funny. Heigl hot. Movie neither.

mirth

#42
June 18, 2012, 09:57:48 AM
Thor:

Better than expected. Sets up Avengers.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bob48

#43
June 19, 2012, 05:09:51 PM
Flight of the Apache

"Stupid git in an expensive machine"
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Windigo

#44
June 19, 2012, 08:06:40 PM
Avengers

Jolly good scrap. Cobie's freakin' hot.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.
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