Countdown to Star Wars: The Force Awakens

bayonetbrant · October 20, 2015, 09:51:35 AM

you really want to start applying logic to Star Wars?!

Echoblammo · October 20, 2015, 10:39:57 AM

Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru's last name is Lars. Plus he literally lives out in the middle of the desert on a farm. Nobody probably knows he's there. That is why he stayed undetected for so long.

In the new Marvel Comic series, we see Luke Skywalker go back to his old house after the Deathstar is destroyed. Boba Fett is out Hunting for him and they have an epic duel where Boba Fett does nothing but learn his name. That's how long it took to find him, his name was only put on the map after he blew up the D-Star.

We later see in a separate series, Darth Vader, Boba Fett reports back to Darth Vader and says he didn't capture him, but he got his name: Skywalker.

Darth Vader is Speechless. Boba Fett is kinda like: Ok... I better get the hell out and leaves. The next few pages is just a shocked Darth who is so surprised he cracks a window out of pure rage in the force.

Any other questions? :)

mirth · October 20, 2015, 10:50:22 AM

Quote from: bayonetbrant on October 20, 2015, 09:51:35 AM
you really want to start applying logic to Star Wars?!

Seriously. Kenobi didn't even bother to change his own last name. Just went from Obi-Wan to Ben. And that was enough to throw Vader off his trail.

Centurion40 · October 20, 2015, 10:59:47 AM

Quote from: Gusington on October 20, 2015, 07:59:10 AM
CAN'T WAIT!!!!

Meh. Looks like a redux of Episode IV to me. Not stoked at all.

Sir Slash · October 20, 2015, 11:00:56 AM

Logic? Hell no. Unless the Vulcans show-up.

mirth · October 20, 2015, 11:08:07 AM

Quote from: Sir Slash on October 20, 2015, 11:00:56 AM
Logic? Hell no. Unless the Vulcans show-up.

Don't give JJ any ideas.

mirth · October 20, 2015, 11:25:56 AM

mirth · October 20, 2015, 02:07:00 PM

I didn't know Alan Tudyk is going to be in Rogue One

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/alan-tudyk-star-wars-film-831929

O0

Gusington · October 20, 2015, 05:24:17 PM

I can't even look at you, 40.

W8taminute · October 20, 2015, 09:18:34 PM

Is it just me or does anyone else hear Leonard Nimoy's (R.I.P.) voice everytime Harrison Ford talks. I miss Spock.... :'(

bayonetbrant · October 20, 2015, 09:30:06 PM

hahahahahaha

MetalDog · October 20, 2015, 09:34:26 PM

That is BOSS!!!

Bison · October 20, 2015, 10:14:46 PM

My give a fuck about this movie just isn't there either. I know I should be excited, but I'm not. Disney sucks the life out of my childhood memories.

mirth · October 20, 2015, 10:44:07 PM

Quote from: Bison on October 20, 2015, 10:14:46 PM
My give a fuck about this movie just isn't there either. I know I should be excited, but I'm not. Disney sucks the life out of my childhood memories.

Well prepare yourself anyway because unless you isolate your kids from the world, this movie is going to cost you a shit ton of money.

Bison · October 20, 2015, 10:51:56 PM

Quote from: mirth on October 20, 2015, 10:44:07 PM
Quote from: Bison on October 20, 2015, 10:14:46 PM
My give a fuck about this movie just isn't there either. I know I should be excited, but I'm not. Disney sucks the life out of my childhood memories.

Well prepare yourself anyway because unless you isolate your kids from the world, this movie is going to cost you a shit ton of money.

My kids already bought me two lego sets of the Stormtrooper commander and Fett for my birthday, which is awesome because they know I love me some Star Wars. Otherwise they could care less. I might watch it at some point in the next couple of years.