Six-Word Movie Reviews

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LongBlade

#75
July 10, 2012, 01:00:27 PM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Jarhead0331

#76
July 10, 2012, 01:16:56 PM
Conan the Barbarian:

Crushed enemies driven before you. Lamentations.
Grogheads Uber Alles
Semper Grog
"No beast is more alpha than JH." Gusington, 10/23/18

Gusington

#77
July 10, 2012, 01:22:59 PM
^That's almost Japanese in its haiku-ness.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

bayonetbrant

#78
July 10, 2012, 01:41:43 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Gusington

#79
July 10, 2012, 01:45:13 PM
It is winter.
Birds are dying.
Now we can dissect.

Not a true haiku in form but the funniest one I have ever read.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

ken ellis

#80
July 10, 2012, 02:05:50 PM
shit that aint a haiku

nor is it six words!

here is a haiku:

Wonderful    movie

ALIENS    EVERYWHERE!

Very Exciting!

and it also is a 6 word movie review!




W8taminute

#81
July 10, 2012, 02:07:36 PM
Less Than Zero


This is your brain on drugs.
"You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend."

Romulan Commander to Kirk

ken ellis

#82
July 10, 2012, 02:08:21 PM
good ones anyway!

mirth

#83
July 10, 2012, 02:10:18 PM
Quote from: Jarhead0331 on July 10, 2012, 01:16:56 PM
Conan the Barbarian:

Crushed enemies driven before you. Lamentations.

Well done!

Conan the Destroyer:

Crushed Dreams. Lamentations. Why Arnold? Why?!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#84
July 10, 2012, 02:16:46 PM
^Are you some kind of haiku dojo master?

Don't be hatin' on my almost-Haiku.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

bob48

#85
July 10, 2012, 05:49:02 PM
Red Sonia;

Big Boobed Barbarian Babe Bashes Baddies.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Staggerwing

#86
July 10, 2012, 07:04:48 PM
^Ooh! Alliteration! Bob's raising the bar...
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

bayonetbrant

#87
July 10, 2012, 07:50:27 PM
^ Bob betters bird-brained boneheaded boob buffs
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Martok

#88
July 10, 2012, 11:14:59 PM
Show-off.  :P 


"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

bob48

#89
July 11, 2012, 08:31:17 AM
Al reet then, bonny lads, howay we gan.....

Time Bandits

Doughty Dwarves Disdain Danger, Dodging Deity.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!
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