Six-Word Movie Reviews

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Jarhead0331

The Postman:

Over budget over hyped post-apocalyptic garbage.
Grogheads Uber Alles
Semper Grog
"No beast is more alpha than JH." Gusington, 10/23/18


Gusington

^7 words

But on the same theme:

Waterworld:

Water water everywhere but flick sucks
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Jarhead0331

Quote from: Gusington on July 11, 2012, 02:42:34 PM
^7 words

But on the same theme:

Waterworld:

Water water everywhere but flick sucks

It is not 7 words.  Post-apocalyptic is one hyphenated word.
Grogheads Uber Alles
Semper Grog
"No beast is more alpha than JH." Gusington, 10/23/18


Gusington

Hyphenated implies two words conjoined by a hyphen.

You're just jealous because my Waterworld one is better anyway :)
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Windigo

@gussy-poo
the French judge still sides with the jarhead

unless he says prenup instead of pre-nup
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Jarhead0331

Quote from: Gusington on July 11, 2012, 03:00:14 PM
Hyphenated implies two words conjoined by a hyphen.

You're just jealous because my Waterworld one is better anyway :)

Wrong.  Hyphens are mostly used to break single words into parts, or to join ordinarily separate words into single words.  You may find some grammatical Nazis who would argue that "post" is not a prefix requiring a hyphen at all, unless it precedes a proper noun...accordingly, some may claim that the term is properly spelled postapocalyptic.   
Grogheads Uber Alles
Semper Grog
"No beast is more alpha than JH." Gusington, 10/23/18


Windigo

Quote from: Jarhead0331 on July 11, 2012, 03:10:52 PM
Quote from: Gusington on July 11, 2012, 03:00:14 PM
Hyphenated implies two words conjoined by a hyphen.

You're just jealous because my Waterworld one is better anyway :)

Wrong.  Hyphens are mostly used to break single words into parts, or to join ordinarily separate words into single words.  You may find some grammatical Nazis who would argue that "post" is not a prefix requiring a hyphen at all, unless it precedes a proper noun...accordingly, some may claim that the term is properly spelled postapocalyptic.

I was taught that if it looks fer sh*t as one word, then hyphenate it

post apocalyptic
postapocalyptic
post-apocalyptic


post-hole digger
post hole-digger
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Jarhead0331

Quote from: Windigo on July 11, 2012, 03:33:15 PM
I was taught that if it looks fer sh*t as one word, then hyphenate it

That sounds very official.  Does it come from The Elements of Style?
Grogheads Uber Alles
Semper Grog
"No beast is more alpha than JH." Gusington, 10/23/18


Windigo

Quote from: Jarhead0331 on July 11, 2012, 03:48:34 PM
Quote from: Windigo on July 11, 2012, 03:33:15 PM
I was taught that if it looks fer sh*t as one word, then hyphenate it

That sounds very official.  Does it come from The Elements of Style?

I think its APA style. Thats what I have to follow for my Master's thesis
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Gusington

Jeez I'm just bustin' chops people.
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mirth

^grammar Nazis have no sense of humor
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Windigo

My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Arctic Blast

Thanks, Windy. That is officially the single most horrifying thing that I have ever seen.


ken ellis

posthole might be one word?

in the case of the digger vs gore 08


Gusington

Breezy it is appropriate that that image appears on your 1666th post. Is that Marge Schott? Anyhoo...

Rosemary's Baby:
Cutie sleeps with Satan, hilarity ensues
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