Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

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Sir Slash

#45
August 12, 2016, 11:41:19 AM
Is there a place I can send my money to now? I'm a Star Wars Whore.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

GDS_Starfury

#46
August 12, 2016, 07:22:21 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on August 12, 2016, 11:41:19 AM
Is there a place I can send my money to now? I'm a Star Wars Whore.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

OJsDad

#47
August 12, 2016, 07:28:24 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on August 12, 2016, 07:22:21 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on August 12, 2016, 11:41:19 AM
Is there a place I can send my money to now? I'm a Star Wars Whore.

If he's a whore, you'd be sending him money, not the other way around.
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

Sir Slash

#48
August 12, 2016, 10:15:20 PM
Sorry. I should've said, 'Galactic Gigolo'.  No..... Star Wars Whore is right.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

BanzaiCat

#49
August 13, 2016, 11:57:51 AM

SirAndrewD

#50
August 13, 2016, 01:15:03 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on August 12, 2016, 10:15:20 PM
Sorry. I should've said, 'Galactic Gigolo'.  No..... Star Wars Whore is right.

I want to see trailers for those movies.
"These men do not want a happy ship. They are deeply sick and try to compensate by making me feel miserable. Last week was my birthday. Nobody even said "happy birthday" to me. Someday this tape will be played and then they'll feel sorry."  - Sgt. Pinback

OJsDad

#51
August 13, 2016, 03:32:28 PM
Quote from: SirAndrewD on August 13, 2016, 01:15:03 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on August 12, 2016, 10:15:20 PM
Sorry. I should've said, 'Galactic Gigolo'.  No..... Star Wars Whore is right.

I want to see trailers for those movies.

These aren't the movies you want to see.
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

Sir Slash

#52
August 13, 2016, 09:28:45 PM
Move along. Move along.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

BanzaiCat

#53
August 13, 2016, 10:57:28 PM
Do not Google "Star Wars Whore."

SirAndrewD

#54
August 14, 2016, 01:42:17 PM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on August 13, 2016, 10:57:28 PM
Do not Google "Star Wars Whore."



Why didn't I listen....why????
"These men do not want a happy ship. They are deeply sick and try to compensate by making me feel miserable. Last week was my birthday. Nobody even said "happy birthday" to me. Someday this tape will be played and then they'll feel sorry."  - Sgt. Pinback

Gusington

#55
August 14, 2016, 01:50:42 PM
That 2nd trailer is epic!

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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#56
August 14, 2016, 03:01:00 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Wes

#57
August 14, 2016, 03:22:12 PM
Quote from: SirAndrewD on August 13, 2016, 01:15:03 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on August 12, 2016, 10:15:20 PM
Sorry. I should've said, 'Galactic Gigolo'.  No..... Star Wars Whore is right.

I want to see trailers for those movies.

Set to the Imperial Whore March theme.
"I must not fear.
    Fear is the mind-killer.
    Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
    I will face my fear.
    I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
    And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
    Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."  - Frank Herbert

mirth

#58
August 14, 2016, 03:30:30 PM
Quote from: Wes on August 14, 2016, 03:22:12 PM
Quote from: SirAndrewD on August 13, 2016, 01:15:03 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on August 12, 2016, 10:15:20 PM
Sorry. I should've said, 'Galactic Gigolo'.  No..... Star Wars Whore is right.

I want to see trailers for those movies.

Set to the Imperial Whore March theme.

John Williams' finest work.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Grim.Reaper

#59
August 14, 2016, 08:02:53 PM
Kylo ren watches the trailer ....

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