The "Holy %$%# It's Hot Out There" Summer 2017 Thread

[mirth]

Maybe it was your loins moistening.

[Gusington]

Not while running, that's just...impossible. Even for me.

[mirth]

Were you thinking about the next Total War game while you ran?

[Gusington]

...maybe.

[Staggerwing]

^He's a little further away than that.

Ohio's just jealous that it isn't one of the 13 Revolutionary Originals.

Hmm... we need a 1776-themed SAMCRO-style logo. Reaper in Tricorn hat, Brown Bess w/sickle, colonial shirt & vest... it could work!

[Gusington]

[MetalDog]

Been over a 100 with the heat index the last three days.  Supposed to be 105 tomorrow and Friday.  Humidity is up over 60%.

[Gusington]

Time to kill bugs nekkid.

[MetalDog]

Easier to get bit that way I guess.  Can't imagine the customers would like it.  I'm proud of my dad bod, but, I don't think anyone else wants to see it.  Not even the bugs.  Or the sun.

[Gusington]

^Another weapon in your [arse]nal.

[MetalDog]

Holy shi* he's naked!  RUN!!!!!!!!


Oh, and by the way, do you know the difference between naked and nekkid?

[Staggerwing]

There are cousins involved?

[MetalDog]

Naked is having no clothes on.  Nekkid is having no clothes on and being up to no good.

[Staggerwing]

So... cousins.

[Gusington]

Either sounds good to me.