The "Holy %$%# It's Cold Out There" Winter 2017 Thread

[Gusington]

Alternately shoveling snow and sweating my ass off.

[Toonces]

Freaking gravity, man.   >:(

[mirth]

Always with the negative waves, Commander.

[GDS_Starfury]

Freaking gravity, man.   >:(

gravity is always keeping me down brah!

[Staggerwing]

[Sir Slash]

Seventy degrees here. Cooked Brats on the grill this evening at poolside. Maybe I'll buy a snow shovel so I can commiserate with you guys. 

[mirth]

If you want to commiserate, figure out gravity.

[Sir Slash]

Gravity is what causes snow to fall and sweat to run-down the crack of your ass while shoveling it. It's purpose is to keep fat people from flying off the planet into space where they would obstruct the view of aliens watching us.

[Staggerwing]

I thought it was to keep our beer from floating out of our bottles and cans and glasses and turning into big round beer bubbles that drift just out of our desperate reach.

[trailrunner]

I thought it was to keep our beer from floating out of our bottles and cans and glasses and turning into big round beer bubbles that drift just out of our desperate reach.

[Gusington]

I had brats tonight too...they were terrible :(

[BanzaiCat]

Surely you have a radiator in the basement you can chain them to.

[Gusington]

It's currently occupied.

[GDS_Starfury]

I had brats tonight too...they were terrible :(

kharma for not being kosher.

[Sir Slash]

Make them shovel the snow. That'll sweeten them up. If that doesn't work, turn out the lights and play "It" for them to watch.