The "Holy %$%# It's Cold Out There" Winter 2017 Thread

Started by mirth, October 27, 2017, 07:15:38 AM

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BanzaiCat

LOL I thought you were going to say it expanded to where it's going to 'splode if you open it.  ;D

Toonces

I had some Guiness in the mini-fridge that's in our unheated guest room.  Last night it was slush-Guiness.  That's when you know it's cold, when the stuff in your fridge starts to freeze from the outside temps.

I grilled some burgers tonight.  Total exposure outside was about 3 minutes but still, damn.  That kind of cold just takes the breath right out of you.  Luckily I had my North Face pants and my Red Rider 200 shot range model air rifle.
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BanzaiCat


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Gusington

You'll put your eye out!

The Wife made me a cauldron full of broccoli cheddar soup this eve. That is true love.


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Staggerwing

Quote from: Gusington on December 28, 2017, 08:50:26 PM
The Wife made me a cauldron full of broccoli cheddar soup this eve. That is true love.

Sounds like a keeper. Enjoy the spoils of matrimony when you can and vent here at GH when you need to recharge your Awesome Husband Cloaking Device.
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trailrunner

My wife made chili for all the guests last night.  Chili is great food when it's 15F outside.

BanzaiCat

I haven't even eaten dinner yet. Been too busy with repainting my bedroom.

MetalDog

I just had chicken alfredo over bowtie noodles.  Delish!
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Staggerwing

Quote from: BanzaiCat on December 28, 2017, 09:06:30 PM
I haven't even eaten dinner yet. Been too busy with repainting my bedroom.

Good way to hide trace evidence and defeat use of an Alternate Light Source.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Gusington



слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

BanzaiCat


BanzaiCat

I mean, the blacklight was revealing a bit too much.

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