Please Welcome China to 1941!

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Smuckatelli

Quote from: Centurion40 on November 28, 2012, 02:23:12 PM
I've never wanted to be a strap before this very moment.

Forget it.....not worth being banned..... :D

Centurion40

I dunno, maybe it is!  The best comedy is on the edge.
Any time is a good time for pie.

Gusington

Nigeria please. Have you ever been banned from anywhere Gunny?


слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

GDS_Starfury

^^^  the Nuns quarters in Africa.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


LongBlade

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Gusington



слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Smuckatelli

Quote from: Gusington on November 28, 2012, 08:09:43 PM
Nigeria please. Have you ever been banned from anywhere Gunny?

Good tactics Gus, very sly.......there is no way for me to answer that without giving Star & LB more fuel for the fire.

I like your style, you can come to my house and feed the kids hermit crabs!

Centurion40

Is that a euphemism?  Please tell me that's not a euphemism!
Any time is a good time for pie.

Smuckatelli

Quote from: Centurion40 on November 29, 2012, 11:36:41 AM
Is that a euphemism?  Please tell me that's not a euphemism!

Depends, do you need a penicillin shot when you catch euphemism?   :o

Smuckatelli

Quote from: Centurion40 on November 29, 2012, 11:36:41 AM
Is that a euphemism?  Please tell me that's not a euphemism!

Yes, it is...

I can't say "hell, I like you, you can come home and ________ my sister"

Gusington

Of course you can, you are Gunny.

For euphimisms I usually take the aformentioned big orange horsepill.


слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

GDS_Starfury

QuoteDepends, do you need a penicillin shot when you catch euphemism?

how bit a bottle of nix do you need for hermit crabs?
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


GDS_Starfury




PATUXENT RIVER, Md. (Nov. 29, 2012) Launch crew prepares a X-47B Unmanned Combat Air System (UCAS) demonstrator for its first land-based catapult launch. The Navy's first-ever steam catapult launch of the pilotless X-47B ensures the vehicle can structurally handle the rigors of the aircraft-carrier environment. (U.S. Navy photo courtesy of Northrop Grumman by Alan Radecki/Released)
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


TheCommandTent

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besilarius

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During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.