Got nemeses?

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Mr. Bigglesworth

#30
December 07, 2013, 04:12:05 PM
It spun itself a warm fuzzy sweater to remind it of the experience.
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

GDS_Starfury

#31
December 07, 2013, 04:17:01 PM
yup, thats what Martoks spiders think of while they crawl all over him when hes sleeping.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

MetalDog

#32
December 07, 2013, 04:56:52 PM
You are a mean mean man, Star.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Windigo

#33
December 07, 2013, 05:14:04 PM
Quote from: Martok on December 07, 2013, 03:15:10 PM
Quote from: Windigo on December 06, 2013, 01:02:58 AM
To make this story complete... I got laid in the lab too and we were both wearing lab coats .... first time without a condom    ;D :D ;D :D ;D    8)
This sentence has me torn between saying "Good for you!" and "TMI!"... 




Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 06, 2013, 07:53:00 AM
and how did the tarantula feel about the experience?
A better question is, who cares?  It's a tarantula!!! 

(Dammit, I know you only asked the question to provoke me into responding, but I just couldn't help myself...)

Condoms - invented by man hating butch dykes
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

GDS_Starfury

#34
December 07, 2013, 06:03:57 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Martok

#35
December 08, 2013, 02:37:53 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 07, 2013, 04:17:01 PM
yup, thats what Martoks spiders think of while they crawl all over him when hes sleeping.
Oddly/amusingly enough, that image no longer automatically invokes the same horror that it used to.  I guess your constant shock/trauma therapy has had an effect.  :P 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

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