Got nemeses?

[Mr. Bigglesworth]

I remember the lump on my forearm was about an inch and a half across, almost a perfect half sphere. A seriously raised lump. We had travel medical but I did not want to go to a US hospital for the horror stories of the bills.

[undercovergeek]

He has, but the names have been changed to protect the innocent who knows. In any case we don't dwell on the past.

why hide behind a new persona then?

[BanzaiCat]

Windy was playing his 'assassin beetle' game with some poor intern.

[GDS_Starfury]

To make this story complete... I got laid in the lab too and we were both wearing lab coats .... first time without a condom    ;D :D ;D :D ;D    8)

and how did the tarantula feel about the experience?

[eyebiter]

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[BanzaiCat]

Better living through science...reminds me of Zinc Oxide and You...

[Windigo]

Windy was playing his 'assassin beetle' game with some poor intern.

actually I was the noob,

[Windigo]

To make this story complete... I got laid in the lab too and we were both wearing lab coats .... first time without a condom    ;D :D ;D :D ;D    8)

and how did the tarantula feel about the experience?

It surprised the hell out of me and spider went flying when I flailed my arm, but it survived the journey to the floor. It got caged. The meat of my hand swelled up a bit, but since this species of tarantula has wimpy venom there was no lasting harm to either of us.

[BanzaiCat]

Except emotional damage to the spider. Sort of like one of us biting into a thick delicious-smelling hamburger only to get the taste of Aveeno instead.

[GDS_Starfury]

thats why we dont let LB grill during Grognati campouts where we plot the overthrow of the interwebz.

[LongBlade]

Biggs, if you liked that, you should try a saddleback caterpillar.  Real pretty.

Yes, that was quite the surprise when we arrived in Louisiana. They call them Chinese caterpillars there. Who knew?

That's when I formed my hypothesis that: in Louisiana if it isn't poisonous it will eat you. Follow that advice and you'll live longer. Nice place, but beware the fauna.

[LongBlade]

thats why we dont let LB grill during Grognati campouts where we plot the overthrow of the interwebz.

Do you realize the lengths I go to in order to keep those cookouts off the grid? Heck, the cost of rocket fuel to get to the dark side of the moon should be enough to impress you. Besides, what's a little foreign matter in your burger when I'm shelling out big bucks for those camp outs in outer space? The FDA allows for 25% beef byproduct in hamburger. Sheesh, you'd think as much Aveeno as Star consumes he wouldn't mind a little going in the other end mixed with ketchup and mustard.

[BanzaiCat]

Hahahahahaha!

[Windigo]

Hmmmm, I'd say LB's scoring drought is over.

[Martok]

To make this story complete... I got laid in the lab too and we were both wearing lab coats .... first time without a condom    ;D :D ;D :D ;D    8)

This sentence has me torn between saying "Good for you!" and "TMI!"... 

and how did the tarantula feel about the experience?

A better question is, who cares?  It's a tarantula!!! 

(Dammit, I know you only asked the question to provoke me into responding, but I just couldn't help myself...)