Why Aquaman Rocks

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GDS_Starfury

#45
November 15, 2014, 07:19:45 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

JasonPratt

#46
November 15, 2014, 09:41:37 PM
^^ Yeah, I wish people who diss Aquaman out of willfully ignorant attempts at humor would stop that, too.  :coolsmiley:
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Smuckatelli

#47
November 16, 2014, 03:44:13 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on November 14, 2014, 09:16:00 AM
Top 10 reasons why Aquaman rocks.

My Gibraltar rock ape rocks more than your silly Aquaman.

LongBlade

#48
November 16, 2014, 06:35:08 PM
Quote from: Smuckatelli on November 16, 2014, 03:44:13 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on November 14, 2014, 09:16:00 AM
Top 10 reasons why Aquaman rocks.

My Gibraltar rock ape rocks more than your silly Aquaman.

Of course you would say that - it clearly needs a shave!
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Not all those who wander are lost;
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Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

BanzaiCat

#49
November 16, 2014, 06:37:07 PM
Now, now...remember, there's worse than Aquaman.

For example...Aqualad.

LongBlade

#50
November 16, 2014, 06:41:18 PM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on November 16, 2014, 06:37:07 PM
Now, now...remember, there's worse than Aquaman.

For example...Aqualad.

Try "every other superhero on the planet."
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Smuckatelli

#51
November 16, 2014, 07:06:47 PM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on November 16, 2014, 06:37:07 PM
Now, now...remember, there's worse than Aquaman.

For example...Aqualad.

That begs the question; how can there be an Aqualad when Aquaman has never been with a woman?

Also, has anyone noticed that this website's spell check doesn't recognize 'Aquaman'?

Even the website knows Aquaman is incorrect.

Boggit

#52
November 16, 2014, 07:25:30 PM
Quote from: Smuckatelli on November 16, 2014, 07:06:47 PM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on November 16, 2014, 06:37:07 PM
Now, now...remember, there's worse than Aquaman.

For example...Aqualad.

That begs the question; how can there be an Aqualad when Aquaman has never been with a woman?
What, not even a mermaid. That's definitely fishy... ::)
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Foul Temptress! (Mirth replying to Gus) ;)

On a good day, our legislature has the prestige of a drunk urinating on a wall at 4am and getting most of it on his shoe. On a good day  ::) Steelgrave

It's kind of silly to investigate whether or not a Clinton is lying. That's sort of like investigating why the sky is blue. Banzai_Cat

Gusington

#53
November 16, 2014, 08:47:52 PM
And now for the puns! MetalDog will be...displeased.
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bayonetbrant

#54
November 16, 2014, 10:08:03 PM
He'll be pisced
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GDS_Starfury

#55
November 16, 2014, 10:11:16 PM


Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

GDS_Starfury

#56
November 16, 2014, 10:11:32 PM
 :2funny:

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Boggit

#57
November 16, 2014, 10:25:41 PM
The Killjoy - he could have had vegetarian Sushi! ;D
The most shocking fact about war is that its victims and its instruments are individual human beings, and that these individual beings are condemned by the monstrous conventions of politics to murder or be murdered in quarrels not their own. Aldous Huxley

Foul Temptress! (Mirth replying to Gus) ;)

On a good day, our legislature has the prestige of a drunk urinating on a wall at 4am and getting most of it on his shoe. On a good day  ::) Steelgrave

It's kind of silly to investigate whether or not a Clinton is lying. That's sort of like investigating why the sky is blue. Banzai_Cat

mirth

#58
November 16, 2014, 10:51:37 PM
What's his problem anyway? Aquaman loves blowfish.
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GDS_Starfury

#59
November 16, 2014, 10:53:17 PM
Quote from: mirth on November 16, 2014, 10:51:37 PM
What's his problem anyway? Aquaman loves to  blow fish.

fixed.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

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