Why Aquaman Rocks

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GDS_Starfury

#75
November 21, 2014, 08:10:02 AM
they all look like womenz
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Nefaro

#76
November 21, 2014, 08:18:48 AM
Poor Aquaman.  Even Robin gets his jabs in.







And what's up with this? 



Arctic Blast

#77
November 22, 2014, 05:31:43 PM
Poor Aquaman. There is simply nothing that he can do right.

Gusington

#78
November 22, 2014, 06:36:44 PM
HAHAHA
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bayonetbrant

#79
May 14, 2015, 06:23:09 PM
Aquaman was actually a question on Double Jeopardy tonight.  Of course, it's celebrity week, so the questions are all embarrassingly easy.
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LongBlade

#80
May 14, 2015, 07:58:23 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on May 14, 2015, 06:23:09 PM
Aquaman was actually a question on Double Jeopardy tonight.  Of course, it's celebrity week, so the questions are all embarrassingly easy.

Indeed.

QuoteAlex, I'll take Aquaman for $1000. Who is the greatest Superhero ever?
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Bison

#81
May 14, 2015, 08:55:37 PM

MetalDog

#82
May 14, 2015, 09:33:52 PM
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

BanzaiCat

#83
May 15, 2015, 06:43:44 AM
^ If I could name only one WTF moment from Monty Python's catalog, THAT one (in Meaning of Life) would be it.

LongBlade

#84
May 15, 2015, 09:20:29 AM
Quote from: Bison on May 14, 2015, 08:55:37 PM


That's not even Aquaman! At least try to learn the difference.

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

BanzaiCat

#85
May 15, 2015, 09:36:09 AM
AQUAMAN : SUPER HEROES ::

(a) Pitbull : Music
(b) Real Housewives : Quality Television
(c) Cool : Not
(d) Nazi : Treason
(e) Jackass : Safety

LongBlade

#86
May 15, 2015, 10:14:14 AM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on May 15, 2015, 09:36:09 AM
AQUAMAN : SUPER HEROES ::

(a) Pitbull : Music
(b) Real Housewives : Quality Television
(c) Cool : Not
(d) Nazi : Treason
(e) Jackass : Safety

Epic fail.

Try to keep up with the times, OK?
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

OJsDad

#87
May 16, 2015, 11:18:05 AM
Has Aquaman ever actually saved anyone.  For that matter, has he ever saved any sea life. 
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

GDS_Starfury

#88
May 16, 2015, 11:45:56 AM
Im in the mood for calamari or sushi...
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Mr. Bigglesworth

#89
May 16, 2015, 12:09:55 PM
Quote from: OJsDad on May 16, 2015, 11:18:05 AM
Has Aquaman ever actually saved anyone.  For that matter, has he ever saved any sea life.

He got screwed by a sperm whale once.
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598
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