Why Aquaman Rocks

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Nefaro

#90
May 16, 2015, 12:14:36 PM
Quote from: OJsDad on May 16, 2015, 11:18:05 AM
Has Aquaman ever actually saved anyone.  For that matter, has he ever saved any sea life.


>:D


mirth

#91
May 16, 2015, 12:39:51 PM
Quote from: OJsDad on May 16, 2015, 11:18:05 AM
Has Aquaman ever actually saved anyone.

He saved LB from losing his virginity in high school and college.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

#92
May 16, 2015, 01:39:04 PM
If we got him aquaman underoos he would never get laid again.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Gusington

#94
May 16, 2015, 02:45:15 PM
I want to unsee that.
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

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MetalDog

#95
May 16, 2015, 02:58:37 PM
Tube steak smothered in Aquaman?
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

BanzaiCat

#96
May 16, 2015, 03:10:49 PM
BTW Gus, and anyone else who cares, at Mad Max today, there was a preview for yet another Vacation movie. This time Ed Helms plays Rusty, Chevy's son, whom decides they all go to Wally World for vacation. This preview was red-backed (instead of green) indicating it was R-rated, and yeah, it was. There's a Chris Hemsworth moment in there that I suggest you close your eyes for. I can't unsee it either.

Gusington

#97
May 16, 2015, 03:13:53 PM
^I saw that preview a few days ago - it's awesome.
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endfire79

#98
May 16, 2015, 04:53:31 PM
Quote from: Mr. Bigglesworth on May 16, 2015, 12:09:55 PM
Quote from: OJsDad on May 16, 2015, 11:18:05 AM
Has Aquaman ever actually saved anyone.  For that matter, has he ever saved any sea life.

He got screwed by a sperm whale once.

Was it on porpoise ?
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GDS_Starfury

#99
May 16, 2015, 05:10:20 PM
Thats a brave web search BC.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Staggerwing

#100
May 16, 2015, 06:48:55 PM
Quote from: endfire79 on May 16, 2015, 04:53:31 PM
Quote from: Mr. Bigglesworth on May 16, 2015, 12:09:55 PM
Quote from: OJsDad on May 16, 2015, 11:18:05 AM
Has Aquaman ever actually saved anyone.  For that matter, has he ever saved any sea life.

He got screwed by a sperm whale once.

Was it on porpoise ?

No, just for the halibut.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

MetalDog

#101
May 16, 2015, 07:01:43 PM
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Staggerwing

#102
May 16, 2015, 07:15:21 PM
"And boy could she drink. She drank like a...

She drank a lot."

That song was a WPLR staple back in the day.


Speaking of PLR... MD, remember this guy?


Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

MetalDog

#103
May 16, 2015, 07:24:30 PM Last Edit: May 16, 2015, 07:27:34 PM by MetalDog
Is that the Lich?

Nevermind.  It's the Wigmaster.  And that was pretty tame.  He still do that bit Fridays at 5?
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Staggerwing

#104
May 16, 2015, 07:30:37 PM
Yes, yes he does.  :uglystupid2: (<Wigout emoticon placeholder)
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys
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