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Gusington

#915
March 15, 2016, 06:59:51 PM
In Soviet Russia Syria pull out of you!
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

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LongBlade

#916
March 15, 2016, 08:05:58 PM
Quote from: Gusington on March 15, 2016, 06:59:51 PM
In Soviet Russia Syria pull out of you!

In Soviet Goatfury, Mirth pulls out of him!
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

OJsDad

#917
March 15, 2016, 08:19:08 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on March 15, 2016, 08:05:58 PM
Quote from: Gusington on March 15, 2016, 06:59:51 PM
In Soviet Russia Syria pull out of you!

In Soviet Goatfury, Mirth pulls out of him!

Only when forced to pull out!
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

mirth

#918
March 15, 2016, 08:41:32 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on March 15, 2016, 08:05:58 PM
Quote from: Gusington on March 15, 2016, 06:59:51 PM
In Soviet Russia Syria pull out of you!

In Soviet Goatfury, Mirth pulls out of him!

I'd rather be in Syria.
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Staggerwing

#919
March 15, 2016, 09:03:18 PM
Quote from: mirth on March 15, 2016, 08:41:32 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on March 15, 2016, 08:05:58 PM
Quote from: Gusington on March 15, 2016, 06:59:51 PM
In Soviet Russia Syria pull out of you!

In Soviet Goatfury, Mirth pulls out of him!

I'd rather be in Syria.

Oh, sure, it'd be fun while it lasted but afterward you'd falafel.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

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mirth

#920
March 15, 2016, 09:05:09 PM
Maybe, but I wouldn't be As sad.
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"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

LongBlade

#921
March 15, 2016, 09:22:42 PM
Quote from: mirth on March 15, 2016, 09:05:09 PM
Maybe, but I wouldn't be As sad.

Jaffa make that pun?
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

GDS_Starfury

#922
March 15, 2016, 09:47:00 PM
well the campaign season in the Ukraine is about to begin.
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OJsDad

#923
March 15, 2016, 09:48:22 PM
I was thinking the samething Star, or the Baltics. 
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Sir Slash

#924
March 15, 2016, 09:58:24 PM
Now maybe Putin will get the Nobel Peace Prize.
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Staggerwing

#925
March 16, 2016, 05:31:25 AM
Quote from: Sir Slash on March 15, 2016, 09:58:24 PM
Now maybe Putin will get the Nobel Peace Prize.

I hear that this year the NPP comes with two or three annexable republics, winner's choice, as long as they border Russia or Belarus.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

JasonPratt

#926
March 16, 2016, 12:48:13 PM
The NPP joke may not be a joke. I saw a FB post from a Trump supporter talking about how Trump admires Putin and how Putin's rep has been similarly tarnished by the media, when his every action has been about making peace with his neighbors, and things of that sort.

My first thought was that this was supposed to be satire, but on further examination I think that guy was completely serious.  :o
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Gusington

#927
March 16, 2016, 07:51:55 PM
The whole world has turned into an Onion story.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

undercovergeek

#928
March 17, 2016, 10:24:55 AM
last week SACEUR of NATO accussed Putin of weaponising the exodus, deliberately bombing civilians to further the migration into europe in the hope of destabilising EU governments and states and causing infighting

Then an ex intel guy came on and said we can categorically label Russia as an enemy, not unfriendly, not dilpomatically opposite the UK, straight up an enemy of our country

:o

LongBlade

#929
March 21, 2016, 10:11:15 PM
QuoteGermany is about to run out of prison cells due to the unprecedented migrant influx in the country.

Foreigners make up 9 percent of Germany's population, but close to 30 percent of its prison population. The number is even higher among incarcerated people awaiting trial, as there is a risk they will leave the country.

The states need to hire more people and open new facilities to cope, according to Federal Union of Prison Staff (BSBD) President Anton Bachl.

source: http://dailycaller.com/2016/03/20/germany-is-running-out-of-prison-cells-because-of-refugee-crisis/
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
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