Countdown to Star Wars: The Force Awakens

[Nefaro]

I guess if Disney had to remake a "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs vertically challenged" movie today in Hollywood
Snow White is actually black! ...and gangster raps the songs 
Two dwarfs are gay, two dwarfs are actual lesbian female dwarfs, one dwarf has changed his gender several time, and one dwarf has to be an Asian or better a Mideastern Mussulman refugee and one is a reaming 'normal, white, hetero' dwarf.
Also for political correctness sakes one of those vertically challenged dwarfs is actual taller then Snow White, and by the way all dwarfs are vegetarian... and its important that all dwarfs carry some safety-equipment-covers on their dangerous sharp working-tools when they march to and from work, and the lantern is of course: electric
   

ROFL

I laugh but there is a nugget of reality in that.

[Martok]

Okay, this is kind of cool: 

[Gusington]

'75 Chevy Vega?? Good God.

[Sir Slash]

Her name was, "Gretchen". The car not the girl. The girl's name I can't remember.

[Staggerwing]

'75 Chevy Vega?? Good God.

Hey, why not?
I got laid twice in my 75 Pinto Wagon. The first was an early but unrequited high school crush that I ran into again after graduation and the second was a hippy chick who drove a Corvair named Wisteria (as well, not the name of the girl but her car).  ;)

[Gusington]

Hippie weirdos.

A girl I dated for about two years in college had a red 1992 Honda Civic. For whatever reason she loved to have sex in the back seat parked down at a dead end street where she lived in Long Island. Ah memories...

[bayonetbrant]

So Mark Hamill today is older than Sir Alec Guinness was during the filming of IV:ANH

[bayonetbrant]

whatever you're doing, stop right now, and go type

a long time ago in a galaxy far far away

into Google

[bayonetbrant]

Bison, AR...  I hope this doesn't cut too close to home

[Airborne Rifles]

Bison, AR...  I hope this doesn't cut too close to home

Sounds about right.

[Sir Slash]

Right. We're here to degrade and defeat ESEM-- the Ewok State on Endor's Moon. So that they can all go to school and vote. And their females can drive Land-Speeders.  :P

[BanzaiCat]

I'll just say this right now, right here - not that any of you would, nor that any of you have, but please for the love of Grog don't share any spoilers with this movie, here. It will probably be a week or two before I get to see it, and I'm going to avoid any and all reviews of it just to be sure. I already saw one friend of mine post to FB that he went looking for a review and it pretty much spilled a bunch of beans.

Maybe if you see the movie and want to share spoilers, create a new thread and put SPOILERS in the title.

Thank you from the bottom of my nerdific heart, in advance.

[Con]

I hear that Jar Jar Binks is the real evil Darth

[BanzaiCat]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[undercovergeek]

The rise and fall of my weekend plans

Monday - girlfriend says shall we go see Star Wars on Sunday?

Wednesday - are you ready for your geek festival?

Thursday - if I'm honest I don't really want to go, let's go Christmas food shopping instead