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Toonces

Quote from: mirth on January 20, 2016, 03:07:53 PM


Heh.  I had forgotten about this.  I debated between Kent and the snowman with the dagger.  Kent won.   :buck2:
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mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

Now it looks like we're not going to get anything. Weak weather sluts, weak.


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Con

Quote from: Gusington on January 21, 2016, 09:42:04 AM
^What about summer snow?

My forecast has changed again...5-9 inches. Better!

And Con - I have to ask you this - my dog is now 8 months old. He is a piece of work...most days I want to hug him and kill him. Beyond that though, he does not like the cold or the snow...WTF he's Swiss!!
I thought our Swissy was retarded for the first 8 months.  He was afraid of grass.  After two years he is just like the breed description, loving, great with kids, excellent guard dog and prodigious passer of the smelliest gas on the planet.  I kid you not he dropped a major deuce in the house (another trait of Swissys is their amazingly large poo) and it actually set off the fire alarm.  I mean how is that even possible. 

He will eventually love the cold.  Our guy breaks the ice in ponds in the winter to lay down in the frigid water.  They have a double fur coat that sheds water and keeps them super warm.  He will share that fur coat with you later on when he blows it out during spring.  Then you will have the enjoyable experience of giant drifting billows of downy Swissy fur tumbleweeding their way through the house and landing mostly in your food.

But he is the best dog ever!

Con

mirth

Quote from: Gusington on January 21, 2016, 06:40:36 PM
Now it looks like we're not going to get anything. Weak weather sluts, weak.


Stop yer bitchin
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

I like the snow and cold weather within reason...I never enjoy weak mild winters.

Thanks for posting Con...makes me feel better about wanting to turn the dog into a dog rug sometimes.


слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

Last winter was not mild. I don't mind a year 'off'.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

LongBlade

Quote from: Con on January 21, 2016, 06:42:02 PM
I kid you not he dropped a major deuce in the house (another trait of Swissys is their amazingly large poo) and it actually set off the fire alarm.  I mean how is that even possible. 


That made my whole family laugh :)

Thanks!
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

mirth

A couple of coworkers are currently in DC. We expect to see them back sometime in April.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

It's gettin real

QuoteIn Baltimore, the country music star Garth Brooks postponed two sold-out weekend shows.

God be with you, my friends.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

LongBlade

Hmmm. Might be time for some Hope and Change for the forecast.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Sir Slash

I'll look for you guys when you thaw-out in the spring.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

steve58

ah fudge, just checked the latest forecast for us.  Looks like 2+ feet of snow with lots of wind and blowing snow.  I hatez it when the power goes out... :tickedoff:
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bayonetbrant

Ice on the roads here, but not much stuck to the grass.  More snow coming later today.  All schools in the area were canceled today, so everyone's home (and still asleep in my house)
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Gusington

Every time I check in with the weather sluts my forecast changes. Last night before bed the forecast called for an inch. Now it's up to 7. Wtf


слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd