What did you do today...

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undercovergeek

Today I cut my finger so deep I could see important looking white stuff inside, the bonus was I was cutting a lemon - double the pain

Then forgot about it and dipped it in vinegar

And about four hours after the screaming stopped poured chilli sauce into it

panzerde

Quote from: undercovergeek on November 05, 2016, 07:51:42 PM
Today I cut my finger so deep I could see important looking white stuff inside, the bonus was I was cutting a lemon - double the pain

Then forgot about it and dipped it in vinegar

And about four hours after the screaming stopped poured chilli sauce into it


See if you can whack it good against something now. I mean, at this point, you need to go for the perfect day, right?  :wow:


Do we need to send Bawb down to have the 'stache put stitches in it?

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Barthheart

Quote from: Gusington on November 05, 2016, 05:16:44 PM
What did you drive in the rallies?

Chevy Chevette, and a Honda CRX. Navigation rallies. Chevy was my Dads. Piece of carp car but tough as nails. CRX was a great little rice rocket.

My girlfriend got us lost in one rally and we spent the night in the car in the bush. Woke up a one point because a bear was dragging his nose across a window trying to figure out what smelled so yummy.....

Sir Slash

I worked for 7 1/2 years at a place that was a 42 mile drive each way. Down a tiny, two-lane highway through the woods. I dodged dump trucks in the day time and hogs and deer at night. Once I saw a guy stopped beside the road next to his truck, this was about mid-night. So I slow down and pull into the lane opposite him and just as I got close, standing about 3 feet off my side of the road was the biggest Brahma Bull I've ever seen in my life. I swung back over to the original side of the road to miss the bull and scare the shit out of the guy next to the truck. I felt bad for him but I'd rather have him on the hood of my car than the bull. Had to put my BVD's right into the old washing machine when I got home.
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Hofstadter

A bunch of dogs were put in the hallway (my family runs a dog rescue), they got in my room and chewed up my prosthetic fingers.

The birds dont even like it when I shave....
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bayonetbrant

That's me in the tunnel at field level with the game going on behind us before we came out during a commercial break in the second quarter.  After a pretty good game for most of 4 quarters, State (predictably) coughed it up at the end and lost another close one.



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mirth

Do you have your hand on a wolf's ass?
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undercovergeek


Hofstadter

Does this mean hes hitting on Zabivaka, the russian soccer mascot?
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bayonetbrant

Quote from: Hofstadter on November 06, 2016, 04:47:26 PM
Does this mean hes hitting on Zabivaka, the russian soccer mascot?

Wrong kind of football
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Toonces

I watched my Sunday morning usuals of Fox News Sunday and Meet the Press.  Spent the rest of the majority of the day learning how to play Cliffs of Dover in between loads of laundry.  Did 45 minutes on the elliptical, and then typed this.

I wish I could say I did something worthy, but it was pretty much a wasted day.  If I've found one good thing about living in Rhode Island, it's that I feel no regrets about not spending the day "outside" when the weather is like it is right now.

And, I also am wondering why Brant is petting that dog's butt.    :-\
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mirth

Quote from: Toonces on November 06, 2016, 05:40:49 PM
And, I also am wondering why Brant is petting that dog's butt.    :-\

At least he's not sniffing it.
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Gusington

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mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers