The Great, White Winter of 2017

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Toonces

"If you had a chance, right now, to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it?  I mean, I personally wouldn't stop him because I think he's awesome." - Eric Cartman

"Does a watch list mean you are being watched or is it a come on to Toonces?" - Biggs

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Toonces

View from Toonces' lanai.  There's an ocean out there, somewhere just beyond the fog and general miserableness.

Me:  "I'm thinking about getting some beer.  Do you want me to pick up a bottle of wine for you?"

Her:  "Get two."


"If you had a chance, right now, to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it?  I mean, I personally wouldn't stop him because I think he's awesome." - Eric Cartman

"Does a watch list mean you are being watched or is it a come on to Toonces?" - Biggs

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Windigo

Quote from: Toonces on April 06, 2017, 04:39:18 PM
View from Toonces' lanai.  There's an ocean out there, somewhere just beyond the fog and general miserableness.

Me:  "I'm thinking about getting some beer.  Do you want me to pick up a bottle of wine for you?"

Her:  "Get two."

My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Windigo

Quote from: Windigo on April 06, 2017, 05:13:51 PM
Quote from: Toonces on April 06, 2017, 04:39:18 PM
View from Toonces' lanai.  There's an ocean out there, somewhere just beyond the fog and general miserableness.

Me:  "I'm thinking about getting some beer.  Do you want me to pick up a bottle of wine for you?"

Her:  "Get two."



this is better
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Toonces

I'm now enjoying a pint.  I went with the whole local theme: Newport Storm Blueberry.

It's not bad.
"If you had a chance, right now, to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it?  I mean, I personally wouldn't stop him because I think he's awesome." - Eric Cartman

"Does a watch list mean you are being watched or is it a come on to Toonces?" - Biggs

Gusington

Blueberry? Should have just grabbed a bottle of Robitussin.



слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Toonces

It's a subtle hint...like a delicate little blueberry kiss on the tip of the tongue after every sip.
"If you had a chance, right now, to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it?  I mean, I personally wouldn't stop him because I think he's awesome." - Eric Cartman

"Does a watch list mean you are being watched or is it a come on to Toonces?" - Biggs

Gusington

^Sir you are reeking of The Ghey this evening.

Here's what the woods behind my house looked like before sunset, except there was no sun. Was more impressive in person but you can get a basic idea.



слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Staggerwing

Does that creek run through part of your property?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Gusington

Yup. It's raging right now. There's another creek on the other side of the house too, also raging. Both dry up in the summer and empty into the Hudson.


слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Toonces

Looks like a Civil War or Revolutionary War battlefield.  Eerie.

And I'm all man.  Real men can enjoy a blueberry beer, ok?  OK?   :-[
"If you had a chance, right now, to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it?  I mean, I personally wouldn't stop him because I think he's awesome." - Eric Cartman

"Does a watch list mean you are being watched or is it a come on to Toonces?" - Biggs

Gusington

For whatever reason the phone did not capture the fog well. It was really foggy, to the naked eye.

The road I live on was originally a hunting path and a path down to the river for the local Indians. Tons of history here.


слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Gusington

And sorry Commander I love me some beer but blueberry beer is just horrific.


слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd