Canadian Army Recruiting

Smuckatelli · December 04, 2012, 07:10:53 PM

This is really funny:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KIAjl6FggiE

Longdan · December 04, 2012, 08:07:23 PM

It is funnier because that is, I believe, in Montreal.
Never a hotbed of Canadian military fervour.
Westmount used to be but I think all those guys got killed
long ago.

Centurion40 · December 05, 2012, 02:48:15 PM

How in the hell anyone would believe that actor's get-up escapes me.

GDS_Starfury · December 05, 2012, 07:20:18 PM

Canada has an army? :o

whodathunkit?

Longdan · December 06, 2012, 05:55:02 PM

Nyuk! Nyuk!
No wonder people lose patience with you.
Our first combat deaths in Afghanistan were
a bunch of guys from around here who were
killed by the Illinois Air Guard in a slight case of "Whoopsie"

GDS_Starfury · December 06, 2012, 06:04:08 PM

relax Francis.
on the other forum I was the first person up in arms about the tanks you guys fielded in A-stan without A/C and the person that posted the story about your record breaking sniper team.

GDS_Starfury · December 06, 2012, 06:06:54 PM

dont get me started on your Navy though.

Longdan · December 06, 2012, 07:01:49 PM

Why would I do such a thing? Star you up I mean?
BTW My name is dan. Francis is my third name
used only by my mom when I am in reeaally deep shit.
She is 81 and I still fear her wrath. I am thinking
of sending her to Florida very soon. Drive in fear Comrade.

Staggerwing · December 06, 2012, 09:52:46 PM

First you have to buy yer mom a sedan the size of an escort carrier. Then you have to disable the power adjust on the driver seat while it is in the low position. After that you have to cross the wires to the turn signals. Only then will Momma Dan be ready for the warmer climes.

Arctic Blast · December 07, 2012, 01:15:19 AM

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 06, 2012, 06:06:54 PM
dont get me started on your Navy though.

We would need to have one for you to get started on...

GDS_Starfury · December 07, 2012, 01:39:28 AM

one of my favorite conspiracy tracks is the US Navy updating Canadian mine sweeping ability under the project name of Aurora. for the money spent you guys could have had a few sqaudrons worth of aegis crusiers. aurora is also the supposedly the project name for whatever replaced the sr-71. that was info I gathered for a research paper in 12th grade in 1989....

MIGMaster · December 07, 2012, 08:26:35 AM

The whole purpose of the Canadian military is to spank Spain really bad the next time they try to fish our turbot... this will hopefully fill the void left by the NHL strike!

Centurion40 · December 07, 2012, 09:32:12 AM

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 07, 2012, 01:39:28 AM
one of my favorite conspiracy tracks is the US Navy updating Canadian mine sweeping ability under the project name of Aurora. for the money spent you guys could have had a few sqaudrons worth of aegis crusiers. aurora is also the supposedly the project name for whatever replaced the sr-71. that was info I gathered for a research paper in 12th grade in 1989....

What? The US Navy actually has such a project??!! FYI, we have ZERO minesweepers in the RCN.

Saw 4 USN aviators in a deli yesterday. One was a hot chick, Lt. Haven't seen USN aviators in town since the Blue Angels were here. 2 US Army guys came in about 10 minutes later and sat at another table. Highly unusual. I can't ever recall seeing US Army in town.

Centurion40 · December 07, 2012, 09:33:07 AM

Quote from: MIGMaster on December 07, 2012, 08:26:35 AM
The whole purpose of the Canadian military is to spank ~~Spain~~ Portugal really bad the next time they try to fish our turbot... this will hopefully fill the void left by the NHL strike!

Fixed that for you. We're scared of Spain.

MIGMaster · December 07, 2012, 11:56:52 AM

Damn, Let's just spank somebody ! ;)