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Started by LongBlade, February 26, 2013, 01:48:45 PM

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Steelgrave

Just picture LB in an Aquaman costume. It has the same effect as picturing an auditorium full of naked people before you have to address them....only scarier  ;D

Martok

Quote from: Longdan on February 26, 2013, 11:57:28 PM
That was uncalled for.  You big bully.
We tease because we care. 




Quote from: Steelgrave on February 27, 2013, 12:08:04 AM
Just picture LB in an Aquaman costume.
I'd really rather not. 




Quote from: Steelgrave on February 27, 2013, 12:08:04 AM
It has the same effect as picturing an auditorium full of naked people before you have to address them....only scarier  ;D
I've a better idea:  I'll picture you standing at my shoulder, scowling ferociously at the audience. 

Think anyone would laugh?  No, me neither.  ;) 

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MikeGER

Quote from: Steelgrave on February 26, 2013, 04:10:23 PM
^Have you not been paying attention??? Superman has a picture of Jarhead inside his locker.

Jarhead and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.  ;)


Longdan

Quote from: MikeGER on February 27, 2013, 07:30:33 AM
Quote from: Steelgrave on February 26, 2013, 04:10:23 PM
^Have you not been paying attention??? Superman has a picture of Jarhead inside his locker.

Jarhead and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.  ;)

And Chuck Norris is still waiting for Jarhead to return his calls.
digni enim sunt interdicunt

Jarhead0331

Quote from: Longdan on February 27, 2013, 12:06:33 PM
Quote from: MikeGER on February 27, 2013, 07:30:33 AM
Quote from: Steelgrave on February 26, 2013, 04:10:23 PM
^Have you not been paying attention??? Superman has a picture of Jarhead inside his locker.

Jarhead and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.  ;)

And Chuck Norris is still waiting for Jarhead to return his calls.

Chuck Norris does not make telephone calls.  His voice carries all over the world.
Grogheads Uber Alles
Semper Grog
"No beast is more alpha than JH." Gusington, 10/23/18


LongBlade

Quote from: Jarhead0331 on February 27, 2013, 01:49:28 PM
Chuck Norris does not make telephone calls.  His voice carries all over the world.

Telepathically. Like Aquaman.

Come to think of it - we never see those two together. Chuck Norris is Aquaman!
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

TheCommandTent

Quote from: LongBlade on February 27, 2013, 01:54:46 PM
Quote from: Jarhead0331 on February 27, 2013, 01:49:28 PM
Chuck Norris does not make telephone calls.  His voice carries all over the world.

Telepathically. Like Aquaman.

Come to think of it - we never see those two together. Chuck Norris is Aquaman!



I can't believe you just said that...........
"No wants, no needs, we weren't meant for that, none of us.  Man stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is."

LongBlade

Quote from: TheCommandTent on February 27, 2013, 01:59:55 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on February 27, 2013, 01:54:46 PM
Quote from: Jarhead0331 on February 27, 2013, 01:49:28 PM
Chuck Norris does not make telephone calls.  His voice carries all over the world.

Telepathically. Like Aquaman.

Come to think of it - we never see those two together. Chuck Norris is Aquaman!



I can't believe you just said that...........

The truth hurts. Embrace the New 52.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

TheCommandTent

Quote from: LongBlade on February 27, 2013, 02:15:51 PM
Quote from: TheCommandTent on February 27, 2013, 01:59:55 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on February 27, 2013, 01:54:46 PM
Quote from: Jarhead0331 on February 27, 2013, 01:49:28 PM
Chuck Norris does not make telephone calls.  His voice carries all over the world.

Telepathically. Like Aquaman.

Come to think of it - we never see those two together. Chuck Norris is Aquaman!



I can't believe you just said that...........

The truth hurts. Embrace the New 52.

"No wants, no needs, we weren't meant for that, none of us.  Man stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is."

Arctic Blast

Quote from: LongBlade on February 27, 2013, 01:54:46 PM
Quote from: Jarhead0331 on February 27, 2013, 01:49:28 PM
Chuck Norris does not make telephone calls.  His voice carries all over the world.

Telepathically. Like Aquaman.

Come to think of it - we never see those two together. Chuck Norris is Aquaman!

Wow. You've pretty much just profaned a living God.

LongBlade

Quote from: Arctic Blast on February 27, 2013, 04:26:46 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on February 27, 2013, 01:54:46 PM
Quote from: Jarhead0331 on February 27, 2013, 01:49:28 PM
Chuck Norris does not make telephone calls.  His voice carries all over the world.

Telepathically. Like Aquaman.

Come to think of it - we never see those two together. Chuck Norris is Aquaman!

Wow. You've pretty much just profaned a living God.

No.

You, sir, have profaned a redeemed superhero.


Well, you and most of the other non-comic reading dorks on this board.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Steelgrave

^ You say "redeemed", we say "out of the closet"...

Boggit

Quote from: LongBlade on February 26, 2013, 01:48:45 PM
Normally I'm fairly comfortable sniffing out martial arts materials.

However I have recently come across a book on Amazon that was really intriguing. It is a book on Bujutsu covering early naval sword and stick techniques. Always on the hunt for something obscure and interesting I started to pounce - then hesitated. The books aren't available for new purchase, and everyone who owns a copy and wants to sell it is asking ~ $300 a book!

Next, as I start back to my Amazon browsing, now I start getting served all kinds of books on Ninjitsu. I seriously doubt a book on naval bujutsu is really tied to ninjitsu, but it is possible that folks interested in studying one ran across the other and Amazon is making a link based on current purchasing habits.

All of which is interesting, but secondary to the fact that there is a pre-WWII book on Japanese bujutsu that looks interesting but I don't intend to pay $300 for. Although I'd like to. Any of you guys heard of this book/style? Got any insight?

http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?lt1=_blank&bc1=000000&IS2=1&bg1=FFFFFF&fc1=000000&lc1=0000FF&t=grogheads-20&o=1&p=8&l=as4&m=amazon&f=ifr&ref=ss_til&asins=4901619020
@LB :)
The guy selling is looking for a sucker at $300 - try this link for the same book at $50

http://www.budovideos.com/shop/customer/product.php?productid=22019&cat=609&page=1
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Foul Temptress! (Mirth replying to Gus) ;)

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LongBlade

Quote from: Boggit on March 01, 2013, 01:21:58 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on February 26, 2013, 01:48:45 PM
Normally I'm fairly comfortable sniffing out martial arts materials.

However I have recently come across a book on Amazon that was really intriguing. It is a book on Bujutsu covering early naval sword and stick techniques. Always on the hunt for something obscure and interesting I started to pounce - then hesitated. The books aren't available for new purchase, and everyone who owns a copy and wants to sell it is asking ~ $300 a book!

Next, as I start back to my Amazon browsing, now I start getting served all kinds of books on Ninjitsu. I seriously doubt a book on naval bujutsu is really tied to ninjitsu, but it is possible that folks interested in studying one ran across the other and Amazon is making a link based on current purchasing habits.

All of which is interesting, but secondary to the fact that there is a pre-WWII book on Japanese bujutsu that looks interesting but I don't intend to pay $300 for. Although I'd like to. Any of you guys heard of this book/style? Got any insight?

http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?lt1=_blank&bc1=000000&IS2=1&bg1=FFFFFF&fc1=000000&lc1=0000FF&t=grogheads-20&o=1&p=8&l=as4&m=amazon&f=ifr&ref=ss_til&asins=4901619020
@LB :)
The guy selling is looking for a sucker at $300 - try this link for the same book at $50

http://www.budovideos.com/shop/customer/product.php?productid=22019&cat=609&page=1

Thanks, Boggit! That's more like it :)
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Boggit

@LB :)
You're very welcome.
The most shocking fact about war is that its victims and its instruments are individual human beings, and that these individual beings are condemned by the monstrous conventions of politics to murder or be murdered in quarrels not their own. Aldous Huxley

Foul Temptress! (Mirth replying to Gus) ;)

On a good day, our legislature has the prestige of a drunk urinating on a wall at 4am and getting most of it on his shoe. On a good day  ::) Steelgrave

It's kind of silly to investigate whether or not a Clinton is lying. That's sort of like investigating why the sky is blue. Banzai_Cat