Let's Talk: Wargame or Not

Started by Bison, May 21, 2013, 11:18:36 PM

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Bison

Order in the kangaroo court!   

World of tanks is definitely not a wargame.

LongBlade

Quote from: Bison on May 22, 2013, 01:29:24 PM
Order in the kangaroo court!   

World of tanks is definitely not a wargame.

Agreed.

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Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Arctic Blast

Forget the wargame debate for a moment...

Quote from: GJK on May 22, 2013, 06:05:14 AM
4. I agree with Steelgrave, Blue Bell ice cream (born right here in Texas) is the best damned ice cream on the planet.  I kill for some Cookies'n Cream with a bit of chocolate syrup on it.  Just not near the wargaming table.

:o Good grief, man! How high is your bodycount? How many have died in some weird blood ritual so that you may eat your frozen treat?!


Steelgrave

^If you'd ever had Blue Bell Cookies and Cream....you would understand    8)

GJK

And guess what I just freakin' forgot to pick up at the grocery store....  >:(
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bayonetbrant

Quote from: GJK on May 22, 2013, 10:41:27 AMBy the way, shouldn't this thread be in the boardgaming forum instead?  I mean, board wargames are the real wargames!  Not to put yet another slant on what constitutes a wargame and what doesn't.  ;)

as much as I agree with you, I am willing to admit that you and I are swimming against the tide on that one
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undercovergeek

Quote from: GJK on May 22, 2013, 05:27:07 PM
And guess what I just freakin' forgot to pick up at the grocery store....  >:(

a chess board

GJK

Quote from: bayonetbrant on May 22, 2013, 06:04:20 PM
Quote from: GJK on May 22, 2013, 10:41:27 AMBy the way, shouldn't this thread be in the boardgaming forum instead?  I mean, board wargames are the real wargames!  Not to put yet another slant on what constitutes a wargame and what doesn't.  ;)

as much as I agree with you, I am willing to admit that you and I are swimming against the tide on that one

See my new thread in the boardgaming section.  :)
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GJK

Quote from: undercovergeek on May 22, 2013, 06:21:29 PM
Quote from: GJK on May 22, 2013, 05:27:07 PM
And guess what I just freakin' forgot to pick up at the grocery store....  >:(

a chess board

Remember when you could find Blitzkrieg, Luftwaffe and Richoften's War at your local five&dime?  The good ole' days!  Of course now you can find Call of Duty next to other Wii and PS2 games at most grocery stores these days....
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Bison

Now console or PC that's a completely different debate entirely.  Much fire damage has been caused by that flame war over the years. 

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Bison

The discussion continues.  Slight derailments to the side.  We know so far strategic/operational/tactical are levels of a wargame although there is some suggestion of perhaps a higher than strategic level.  We know that they can be historical/ahistorical/fictional.  I think all things considered there has been some pretty good debate so far.

jomni

Quote from: Bison on May 22, 2013, 01:29:24 PM
Order in the kangaroo court!   

World of tanks is definitely not a wargame.

You better tell that to wargaming.net.

We can argue all we want about the definition but people outside our circle have their own definitions as well so whatever we come up here will not be up held in the overall scheme of things. 

LongBlade

Quote from: jomni on May 22, 2013, 08:50:48 PM
Quote from: Bison on May 22, 2013, 01:29:24 PM
Order in the kangaroo court!   

World of tanks is definitely not a wargame.

You better tell that to wargaming.net.

We can argue all we want about the definition but people outside our circle have their own definitions as well so whatever we come up here will not be up held in the overall scheme of things.

Wargaming.net used to be published by Matrix. They had a cool little sci-fi game called Massive Assault. I'll bet they well know what a wargame is by our definitions. That they would choose to disagree because the name sounds cool and they make more generalized action games these days doesn't mean they don't know what a grog's definition is :)
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Steelgrave

Quote from: jomni on May 22, 2013, 08:50:48 PM
Quote from: Bison on May 22, 2013, 01:29:24 PM
Order in the kangaroo court!   

World of tanks is definitely not a wargame.

You better tell that to wargaming.net.

We can argue all we want about the definition but people outside our circle have their own definitions as well so whatever we come up here will not be up held in the overall scheme of things.

But that's not the point. No one here is claiming to be the ultimate authority on what is or is not a wargame (for my money, World of Tanks is entertaining but NOT a wargame), we are simply debating what a wargame is to us. It's about as harmless a debate as asking if you prefer chocolate or vanilla.

Or cookies and cream. Darn you for starting the thread off with ice cream, Bison!