Just Can't Fix Stupid

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LongBlade

#105
September 29, 2015, 11:52:46 AM
Quote from: mirth on September 29, 2015, 11:50:55 AM
Star can take a punch. I'll give him that.

You both have nice boobs.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Windigo

#106
September 29, 2015, 12:19:37 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on September 29, 2015, 11:52:46 AM
Quote from: mirth on September 29, 2015, 11:50:55 AM
Star can take a punch. I'll give him that.

You both have nice boobs.

Really??  ....    .... *flip back to previous page, rewatch gif*  They're ok ... with beer
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

LongBlade

#107
September 29, 2015, 12:25:45 PM
Quote from: Windigo on September 29, 2015, 12:19:37 PM
Really??  ....    .... *flip back to previous page, rewatch gif*  They're ok ... with beer

Harumph. Feeling a bit choosy today are we, old chap?
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

GDS_Starfury

#108
September 29, 2015, 12:33:13 PM
Quote from: mirth on September 29, 2015, 11:50:55 AM
Star can take a punch. I'll give him that.

And you can take a donkey punch. :knuppel2:
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#109
September 29, 2015, 12:38:37 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on September 29, 2015, 12:33:13 PM
Quote from: mirth on September 29, 2015, 11:50:55 AM
Star can take a punch. I'll give him that.

And you can take a donkey punch. :knuppel2:

I'm still waiting for my waffles, Donkey.


"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

LongBlade

#110
September 29, 2015, 12:40:09 PM
Quote from: mirth on September 29, 2015, 12:38:37 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on September 29, 2015, 12:33:13 PM
Quote from: mirth on September 29, 2015, 11:50:55 AM
Star can take a punch. I'll give him that.

And you can take a donkey punch. :knuppel2:

I'm still waiting for my waffles, Donkey.


<snicker>

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Windigo

#111
September 29, 2015, 02:45:03 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on September 29, 2015, 12:25:45 PM
Quote from: Windigo on September 29, 2015, 12:19:37 PM
Really??  ....    .... *flip back to previous page, rewatch gif*  They're ok ... with beer

Harumph. Feeling a bit choosy today are we, old chap?

my tastes have always run higher than what I can afford/attract... not much money/sex appeal in being a world-saving, green, tree hugger type.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

JasonPratt

#112
October 05, 2015, 08:36:27 AM
^^ THE INTERNET LIES ABOUT THAT??!  ::)
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Windigo

#113
October 05, 2015, 10:38:36 AM
It works only if you have a second career as something like an a-list musician or movie star.  8)
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

bayonetbrant

#114
December 24, 2015, 08:46:09 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Martok

#115
December 24, 2015, 01:20:04 PM
^  God that's painful. 




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"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

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LongBlade

#116
December 24, 2015, 04:43:33 PM
I kept waiting for them to say they were referring to Italy or Israel. I think I might be overestimating the IQ of the internet.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Arctic Blast

#117
December 25, 2015, 03:44:32 AM

bayonetbrant

#118
December 29, 2015, 09:36:35 AM
I found this online...  sums up the world quite accurately

Quote"It was once said, that given a year's time, a million monkeys pounding away on typewriters would eventually produce the works of William Shakespeare. With the Internet, we now know that to not be true."
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Windigo

#119
January 04, 2016, 11:49:26 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 29, 2015, 09:36:35 AM
I found this online...  sums up the world quite accurately

Quote"It was once said, that given a year's time, a million monkeys pounding away on typewriters would eventually produce the works of William Shakespeare. With the Internet, we now know that to not be true."

I know what you're saying, but.....
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.
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