As I approach post #1000 here on Grogheads, my mind begins to wander:
• What BS was there that I had so much to talk about?
• Why am I often a "thread killer"?
• Why do these guys tolerate me? I mean, why do I tolerate these guys?
• Is what I post here actually read by more than just Staggerwing and Judge Dread?
• Why do I snicker and roll my eyes when the PC gamers talk about how much fun they had playing silly little space games or games with monsters, orcs, trolls or dragons?
• Perhaps I am the best wargamer on this message board. No, I AM the best wargamer on this message board, I just have played against any of these guys yet to prove that.
• Why do I only have one little Gold Box next to my profile? And what they hell does that gold box mean anyways? Surely it's not a popularity thing.
• Will this thread reach 36 pages like that damn "Rome2" thread?
• When will the sub-40yr olds here learn that Call of Duty and Battlefield aren't real wargames?
• Back to those silly little space and dragon games, isn't this a place for WARGAMING? Just saying.
• Is there really a flight simulator/tank shooter that makes you purchase additional planes and tanks? Silly twits.
• Do I really want to be spending so much time on a forum that has but not one female member? Do I really?
• Why is the Tabletop Gaming section below the kids' Computer Gaming section and why isn't the Boardgaming board the most popular one here?
But most of all, I wonder....
Let me get back to that thought, just got IM'd on facebook.
• Edit: Why does this silly thing have to let the world know that I can't spell or I had a change of mind about what I posted by saying "Last edit....". I want these geeks here to think that I'm perfect in every post that I make.
Not sure why you only have one gold box. You should have several by now.
That fact that you're only now getting up to 1000 posts demonstrates you're not only a bad wargamer, but also not a real wargamer.
If dragons are so silly, why did the military name the M-47 ATGM after them?
Actually, non of this is real.
You are in a coma after dropping the boxes containing all your ASL stuff over the floor.
We are but figments of your tortured imagination............
Quote from: LongBlade on December 07, 2013, 10:37:30 AM
Not sure why you only have one gold box. You should have several by now.
That fact that you're only now getting up to 1000 posts demonstrates you're not only a bad wargamer, but also not a real wargamer.
If dragons are so silly, why did the military name the M-47 ATGM after them?
But you have no gold boxes sir and I don't care if you "administer" this place.
Perhaps I've only reached 1000 (almost) because I actually am off
PLAYING WARGAMES and not just flapping my lips about them, or er, poking at my keyboard about them.
The military also named their new Willy Jeep a "Humvee". Doesn't convince me that they know how to name things properly. Yes, it's their "New" Jeep. Damn thing came out after I left the service so it's new to me.
Quote from: bob48 on December 07, 2013, 10:40:51 AM
Actually, non of this is real.
You are in a coma after dropping the boxes containing all your ASL stuff over the floor.
We are but figments of your tortured imagination............
And you sir are also a one gold-box geek who could only dream of having as many
ASL counters as I do!
*Chuckle*
For the record- The community consensus on what to call the 'gold boxes' is 'cheeses (http://grogheads.com/forums/index.php?topic=4987.msg117313#msg117313)'. Not sure what we should call any other colors yet.
I used to have more cheese but I guess we're both just one-cheese wonders now...
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he has been assimilated.
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 07, 2013, 10:47:38 AM
he has been assimilated.
23,000 plus posts??? Jesus H. Christ son, do you ever have the time to get laid???
Quote from: MetalDog on December 07, 2013, 10:46:33 AM
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I'll be back? Who the hell said that I was leaving? >:( >:( >:(
I think he means leaving to try and get any housework or needed errands done. They're all irrelevant distractions anyway.
Quote from: Staggerwing on December 07, 2013, 10:44:11 AM
*Chuckle*
For the record- The community consensus on what to call the 'gold boxes' is 'cheeses (http://grogheads.com/forums/index.php?topic=4987.msg117313#msg117313)'. Not sure what we should call any other colors yet.
I used to have more cheese but I guess we're both just one-cheese wonders now...
Blue Cheese.
We did have several more cheese boxes until we took up arms in the TS affair. Now we are reduced to but one, and I assume
the other bunch of reprobates our Soviet opponents are also suffering from cheese depletion.
Truly, the thought of your massed boxes of ASL counters, maps and rule books send shivers down my spine.
Quote from: GJK on December 07, 2013, 10:53:54 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on December 07, 2013, 10:46:33 AM
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I'll be back? Who the hell said that I was leaving? >:( >:( >:(
Quote from: Staggerwing on December 07, 2013, 10:57:23 AM
I think he means leaving to try and get any housework or needed errands done. They're all irrelevant distractions anyway.
Staggerwing is correct.
Quote from: GJK on December 07, 2013, 10:52:35 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 07, 2013, 10:47:38 AM
he has been assimilated.
23,000 plus posts??? Jesus H. Christ son, do you ever have the time to get laid???
have you met Gus, Mirth and Martok? or as I like to call them, my three stooges of sin.
Quote from: bob48 on December 07, 2013, 10:59:03 AM
Truly, the thought of your massed boxes of ASL counters, maps and rule books send shivers down my spine.
Like THIS......?
(https://www.grogheads.com/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.garykrockover.com%2Fuploads%2FASL_RedBarricades.jpg&hash=6b4d5c4443a1402884cdb203f80ec1a12bb536a4)
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Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 07, 2013, 11:05:36 AM
Quote from: GJK on December 07, 2013, 10:52:35 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 07, 2013, 10:47:38 AM
he has been assimilated.
23,000 plus posts??? Jesus H. Christ son, do you ever have the time to get laid???
have you met Gus, Mirth and Martok? or as I like to call them, my three stooges of sin.
If they've each got 23,000 posts, I'm not sure that I want to....
Quote from: GJK on December 07, 2013, 11:07:56 AM
Quote from: bob48 on December 07, 2013, 10:59:03 AM
Truly, the thought of your massed boxes of ASL counters, maps and rule books send shivers down my spine.
Like THIS......?
Woah!
Is that a map of Stalingrad?
Quote from: MetalDog on December 07, 2013, 11:02:02 AM
Quote from: GJK on December 07, 2013, 10:53:54 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on December 07, 2013, 10:46:33 AM
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I'll be back? Who the hell said that I was leaving? >:( >:( >:(
Quote from: Staggerwing on December 07, 2013, 10:57:23 AM
I think he means leaving to try and get any housework or needed errands done. They're all irrelevant distractions anyway.
Staggerwing is correct.
You're both assuming that I get up from this computer desk and THAT I HAVE A REAL LIFE! Pfffft, I'm off to go woo women, drink Everclear from the bottle, spray paint graffiti on an overpass. And then....then...I WILL be back. You bet I'll be BACK. I'll be back to chat more about WHAT A PATHETIC grog-geek I am!! And then I'm going to play some
Scourge of War Gettysburg today I think. And to each of you: >:( >:( >:(
The single-cheesians with several thousand posts got screwed up when I created the Twilight Struggle - specific groups. That was my screwup but not sure how to undo it without dissolving the groups for the TS game. Longblade promised to look into it...
Been a good few years since I played ASL, and SL before that, but I do remember investing a lot of time playing some pretty big scenario's, especially Eastern Front ones. Happy days.
Quote from: Staggerwing on December 07, 2013, 11:09:36 AM
Quote from: GJK on December 07, 2013, 11:07:56 AM
Quote from: bob48 on December 07, 2013, 10:59:03 AM
Truly, the thought of your massed boxes of ASL counters, maps and rule books send shivers down my spine.
Like THIS......?
Woah!
Is that a map of Stalingrad?
<head slap>. Every
REAL wargamer recognizes the first Historical Module made for
ASL by my personal friend and acquaintance,
Charlie Kibler (name drop), called
Red Barricades. You kids have lots to learn about how we did it growing up. Oh, and >:( >:( >:( for not knowing that!
Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 07, 2013, 11:13:13 AM
The single-cheesians with several thousand posts got screwed up when I created the Twilight Struggle - specific groups. That was my screwup but not sure how to undo it without dissolving the groups for the TS game. Longblade promised to look into it...
Ha! So its a case of 'Finish the damn game or you don't get yer cheese back' is it?
Quote from: GJK on December 07, 2013, 11:12:48 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on December 07, 2013, 11:02:02 AM
Quote from: GJK on December 07, 2013, 10:53:54 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on December 07, 2013, 10:46:33 AM
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I'll be back? Who the hell said that I was leaving? >:( >:( >:(
Quote from: Staggerwing on December 07, 2013, 10:57:23 AM
I think he means leaving to try and get any housework or needed errands done. They're all irrelevant distractions anyway.
Staggerwing is correct.
You're both assuming that I get up from this computer desk and THAT I HAVE A REAL LIFE! Pfffft, I'm off to go woo women, drink Everclear from the bottle, spray paint graffiti on an overpass. And then....then...I WILL be back. You bet I'll be BACK. I'll be back to chat more about WHAT A PATHETIC grog-geek I am!! And then I'm going to play some Scourge of War Gettysburg today I think. And to each of you: >:( >:( >:(
And the above will be enshrined as post number 1,000 for you GJK! Congratulations and welcome to your assimilation!!!
Quote from: GJK on December 07, 2013, 11:15:45 AM
<head slap>. Every REAL wargamer recognizes the first Historical Module made for ASL by my personal friend and acquaintance, Charlie Kibler (name drop), called Red Barricades. You kids have lots to learn about how we did it growing up. Oh, and >:( >:( >:( for not knowing that!
sorry, back then I was learning the multiple functions of the clitoris.
Quote from: MetalDog on December 07, 2013, 11:16:56 AM
Quote from: GJK on December 07, 2013, 11:12:48 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on December 07, 2013, 11:02:02 AM
Quote from: GJK on December 07, 2013, 10:53:54 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on December 07, 2013, 10:46:33 AM
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I'll be back? Who the hell said that I was leaving? >:( >:( >:(
Quote from: Staggerwing on December 07, 2013, 10:57:23 AM
I think he means leaving to try and get any housework or needed errands done. They're all irrelevant distractions anyway.
Staggerwing is correct.
You're both assuming that I get up from this computer desk and THAT I HAVE A REAL LIFE! Pfffft, I'm off to go woo women, drink Everclear from the bottle, spray paint graffiti on an overpass. And then....then...I WILL be back. You bet I'll be BACK. I'll be back to chat more about WHAT A PATHETIC grog-geek I am!! And then I'm going to play some Scourge of War Gettysburg today I think. And to each of you: >:( >:( >:(
And the above will be enshrined as post number 1,000 for you GJK! Congratulations and welcome to your assimilation!!!
That's how the hell you run up your post count to hit milestones I tell ya!
Do we get to do the initiation ceremony yet? Do we? can I do the bit with the pliers this time? can I? Please?
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 07, 2013, 11:17:38 AM
Quote from: GJK on December 07, 2013, 11:15:45 AM
<head slap>. Every REAL wargamer recognizes the first Historical Module made for ASL by my personal friend and acquaintance, Charlie Kibler (name drop), called Red Barricades. You kids have lots to learn about how we did it growing up. Oh, and >:( >:( >:( for not knowing that!
sorry, back then I was learning the multiple functions of the clitoris.
But now you'd rather massage your trackball while playing little space games, wouldn't you??? >:( :o
Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 07, 2013, 11:13:13 AM
The single-cheesians with several thousand posts got screwed up when I created the Twilight Struggle - specific groups. That was my screwup but not sure how to undo it without dissolving the groups for the TS game. Longblade promised to look into it...
We'll just pretend you are keeping our cheeses safe during this long and drawn-out time of global intrigue. Kind of like a Zurich vault-turned cheese cellar.
Quote from: GJK on December 07, 2013, 11:15:45 AM
<head slap>. Every REAL wargamer recognizes the first Historical Module made for ASL by my personal friend and acquaintance, Charlie Kibler (name drop), called Red Barricades. You kids have lots to learn about how we did it growing up. Oh, and >:( >:( >:( for not knowing that!
Everyone except me it seems. :-[
I'll just sit over here in the corner with a roadwork cone on my head... :(
Quote from: bob48 on December 07, 2013, 11:18:41 AM
Do we get to do the initiation ceremony yet? Do we? can I do the bit with the pliers this time? can I? Please?
Oh just go play your turn of
Twilight Struggle for your team
Bob, you're holding everybody else up there!
Quote from: Staggerwing on December 07, 2013, 11:20:06 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 07, 2013, 11:13:13 AM
The single-cheesians with several thousand posts got screwed up when I created the Twilight Struggle - specific groups. That was my screwup but not sure how to undo it without dissolving the groups for the TS game. Longblade promised to look into it...
We'll just pretend you are keeping our cheeses safe during this long and drawn-out time of global intrigue. Kind of like a Zurich vault-turned cheese cellar.
Quote from: GJK on December 07, 2013, 11:15:45 AM
<head slap>. Every REAL wargamer recognizes the first Historical Module made for ASL by my personal friend and acquaintance, Charlie Kibler (name drop), called Red Barricades. You kids have lots to learn about how we did it growing up. Oh, and >:( >:( >:( for not knowing that!
Everyone except me it seems. :-[
I'll just sit over here in the corner with a roadwork cone on my head... :(
And since you're on
Bob's team in
Twilight Struggle, both of you geeks need to be over there figuring out how the hell to stop the hordes of Commie's instead of wasting your time in this silly little thread!
That's bob for ya', holding up the weight of the world. Besides, I told him that bit with the pliers was verbotten.
@Stagger-No worries my friend. I've never ben even slightly tempted by SL or ASL. So I hope you have an extra orange cone.
Quote from: GJK on December 07, 2013, 11:20:53 AM
Quote from: bob48 on December 07, 2013, 11:18:41 AM
Do we get to do the initiation ceremony yet? Do we? can I do the bit with the pliers this time? can I? Please?
Oh just go play your turn of Twilight Struggle for your team Bob, you're holding everybody else up there!
The hell you say! I thought we already had given Geek very clear and concise instructions to proceed?
You just can't get good staff these days........
Quote from: GJK on December 07, 2013, 10:52:35 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 07, 2013, 10:47:38 AM
he has been assimilated.
23,000 plus posts??? Jesus H. Christ son, do you ever have the time to get laid???
He was whining one day about losing all the post count he had at an old forum, so I added about 12,000 to his count to make him feel more manly. I don't remember the exact number I added but if you subtract around 12k you'll have a ballpark number.
As for the cheese count, if you were really paying attention you'd know that it resets after a certain threshold.
And dragons still rock.
Quote from: GJK on December 07, 2013, 11:23:02 AM
And since you're on Bob's team in Twilight Struggle, both of you geeks need to be over there figuring out how the hell to stop the hordes of Commie's instead of wasting your time in this silly little thread!
Does that mean that Team Breadline has made their move?
Quote from: MetalDog on December 07, 2013, 11:23:40 AM
That's bob for ya', holding up the weight of the world. Besides, I told him that bit with the pliers was verbotten.
@Stagger-No worries my friend. I've never ben even slightly tempted by SL or ASL. So I hope you have an extra orange cone.
No prob. I keep one for each occasion.
I go to have sex with the neighbor's wife and her two girlfriends and you people are still posting here??? I need a drink now....
Quote from: GJK on December 07, 2013, 12:01:21 PM
I go to have sex with the neighbor's wife and her two girlfriends and you people are still posting here??? I need a drink now....
That was quick. What happened, were they out shopping?
Quote from: GJK on December 07, 2013, 12:01:21 PM
I go to have sex with the neighbor's wife and her two girlfriends and you people are still posting here??? I need a drink now....
It was that good, eh? Well, it's 12:02pm EST on a saturday so having a drink is now acceptable per rules of polite society
::)
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Stagger, you have obviously made the mistake of correlating this place with polite society ;) And I think bob nailed it. GJK didn't :)
what you did there, I saw it.
Quote from: MetalDog on December 07, 2013, 12:06:21 PM
Stagger, you have obviously made the mistake of correlating this place with polite society ;) And I think bob nailed it. GJK didn't :)
Doh!!! >:( >:( >:(
Hey, a guy can only have a quickie every now and then can't he? Besides, I have a game of
ASL to set up....
careful you dont cut your fingers on those sharp counter edges.
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 07, 2013, 12:09:08 PM
careful you dont cut your fingers on those sharp counter edges.
I round my corners mister. I clip my chits. I circumcise my counters dammit.
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Red Barricades and Kampfgruppe Pieper I-II were my favorite ASL games.
I still have them and a bunch of other ASL stuff sitting in the bottom of my closet that hasn't seen the light of day in over 10 years.
My wish now is that Graviteam tactics will some day take on the battles inside Stalingrad and hopefully branch off and do some western front bulge battles too.
there are always the Stalingrad mods for various Close Combat games you could play. ya know, Close Combat, the pc version of ASL. ;)
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 07, 2013, 12:54:10 PM
there are always the Stalingrad mods for various Close Combat games you could play. ya know, Close Combat, the pc version of ASL. ;)
Actually, based on my limited knowledge of ASL, I'd consider the HPS Squad Battles games closer. IIRC there was at least 1 Stalingrad scenario in SB: Advance of the Reich.
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 07, 2013, 12:54:10 PM
there are always the Stalingrad mods for various Close Combat games you could play. ya know, Close Combat, the pc version of ASL. ;)
Oh plueessse! Might as well just watch the computer play with
itself!
Quotethere are always the Stalingrad mods for various Close Combat games you could play. ya know, Close Combat, the pc version of ASL. ;)
NO!
Only Graviteam tactics is the true heir to the 3D gaming experience of ASL.
Cartoon Mission and Close Combat to me are only pretenders to that effect. ::)
I perish the thought of simulating WW2 tactical combat any other way now.
Quote from: bob48 on December 07, 2013, 12:02:22 PM
Quote from: GJK on December 07, 2013, 12:01:21 PM
I go to have sex with the neighbor's wife and her two girlfriends and you people are still posting here??? I need a drink now....
That was quick. What happened, were they out shopping?
LOL
QuoteI round my corners mister. I clip my chits. I circumcise my counters dammit.
I had a cousin during my HS years come over and want to shoot some hoops in my backyard and got upset that I wouldn't put my counter clipping aside to shoot some baskets with him.
I remember telling him to go and clean his weed till I'm finished.
Which to me at the time amounted to the same thing.
Thread-killer :( >:( >:( >:(
go clip your counters.
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 07, 2013, 02:20:59 PM
go clip your counters.
Ugh, don't remind me of how many that I have left to clip!
Actually, if you're the least bit OCD, it is so soothing yet so frustrating at the same time. Soothing to nicely round off the four corners on a counter but frustrating when you look down at the pile that you have left to do (and for just that one game).
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so let me get this right...
you have the balls to talk about us getting laid but you have a spotlight duct taped to your counter cutter that happens to be spring loaded. ::)
ummm, ok...
do you wear safety goggles with that?
Quote from: GJK on December 07, 2013, 02:31:11 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 07, 2013, 02:20:59 PM
go clip your counters.
Ugh, don't remind me of how many that I have left to clip!
Actually, if you're the least bit OCD, it is so soothing yet so frustrating at the same time. Soothing to nicely round off the four corners on a counter but frustrating when you look down at the pile that you have left to do (and for just that one game).
But with my 2mm and 3mm Oregon Laminations Corner Rounding tool, my counter corners come out perfectly rounded each time!
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Ha!- that thing is to counter clippers what the invention of the
ziplock baggie is to Dolan's cousin... :D
I just used finger nail clippers to round off the edges.
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 07, 2013, 02:32:46 PM
so let me get this right...
you have the balls to talk about us getting laid but you have a spotlight duct taped to your counter cutter that happens to be spring loaded. ::)
ummm, ok...
do you wear safety goggles with that?
That whole post is full of win and lol! He got ya' there GJK :)
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 07, 2013, 02:32:46 PM
so let me get this right...
you have the balls to talk about us getting laid but you have a spotlight duct taped to your counter cutter that happens to be spring loaded. ::)
ummm, ok...
do you wear safety goggles with that?
Just as in how I aim to please my women by cutting no corners (pun), I use only the best of tools when snipping counters.
Quote from: GJK on December 07, 2013, 03:20:11 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 07, 2013, 02:32:46 PM
so let me get this right...
you have the balls to talk about us getting laid but you have a spotlight duct taped to your counter cutter that happens to be spring loaded. ::)
ummm, ok...
do you wear safety goggles with that?
Just as in how I aim to please my women by cutting no corners (pun), I use only the best of tools when snipping counters.
Good lord...what sort of device did you take over to the neighbor's place to woo the wife with?!
At least we now know why you were back so quickly... :o
Did he make fun of Close Combat? :o
I love having hanging chads on all my counters. It makes them look so...liberated. Even, free-range. Like they were born in a natural state and can roam around the board as intended by their creators.
When bits flake off, it's just like a snake shedding its skin. A natural, beautiful process.
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LOL @ free range chits.
and yes, yes he did Endfire. >:(
OMG! NO!NO!NO!
Bad wargamer.
Look at that sloppy formation.
Get down and give me a thousand,then march your ass into the wargame room and clean those counters up and square that shit away NOW!
Free range chits,that looks like a pizza chit!
Where's the TLC.That is wargaming blasphemy.
Turn in your wargame grog card immediately and maybe you will be allowed to reclaim it again next year once you're able to show some proper respect to this fine hobby. :)
Quote from: Dolan50 on December 07, 2013, 06:19:11 PM
Free range chits,that looks like a pizza chit!
only that chit you get in Detroit. ;)
Quote from: endfire79 on December 07, 2013, 05:43:55 PM
Did he make fun of Close Combat? :o
Yes, but I haven't played it since Atomic Games owned it. FWIW.
Quote from: LongBlade on December 07, 2013, 05:44:14 PM
I love having hanging chads on all my counters. It makes them look so...liberated. Even, free-range. Like they were born in a natural state and can roam around the board as intended by their creators.
When bits flake off, it's just like a snake shedding its skin. A natural, beautiful process.
(https://www.grogheads.com/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcf.geekdo-images.com%2Fimages%2Fpic341504_md.jpg&hash=59392d16043106a509a788b35bc6d11ac1e19b87)
Good GOD man, did you hand draw those counters?? ???
^They're from a play test kit aren't they...please say they are..............not the finished product.........
Quote from: GJK on December 07, 2013, 07:00:15 PM
Good GOD man, did you hand draw those counters?? ???
your one of the Dellbots in Round Rock arent you.
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 07, 2013, 07:17:10 PM
Quote from: GJK on December 07, 2013, 07:00:15 PM
Good GOD man, did you hand draw those counters?? ???
your one of the Dellbots in Round Rock arent you.
Wouldn't take a job at Dell. So many friends have had and then lost jobs with Dell and their layoff's. They just had a round of layoff's this week. Never fails, "Merry Christmas and oh by the way, today was your last day". No thanks.
Quote from: GJK on December 07, 2013, 07:00:15 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on December 07, 2013, 05:44:14 PM
I love having hanging chads on all my counters. It makes them look so...liberated. Even, free-range. Like they were born in a natural state and can roam around the board as intended by their creators.
When bits flake off, it's just like a snake shedding its skin. A natural, beautiful process.
(https://www.grogheads.com/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcf.geekdo-images.com%2Fimages%2Fpic341504_md.jpg&hash=59392d16043106a509a788b35bc6d11ac1e19b87)
Good GOD man, did you hand draw those counters?? ???
Heavens no. I've been practicing Japanese woodcut printing.
^^^ hes got the sharpest nerf chisels known.
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 07, 2013, 07:38:40 PM
^^^ hes got the sharpest nerf chisels known.
Thanks, AveenoBoy. You are correct.
youre welcome Aquaqueen.
you are not he.
you are AQUAQUEEN
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 07, 2013, 06:00:53 PM
LOL @ free range chits.
and yes, yes he did Endfire. >:(
Man, makes me want to crank out CC III right now and have a beer to keep composure.
Chit man is actually pretty entertaining today, he woke me with that one :) I have to admit, I didn't really grow up with counter-heavy games back in the day. My initial wargaming came on the old NES & then the PC (inner city kid, we didn't have the space for anything bigger than Axies & Allies). Man I lost I invested a lot of time on Steel Panthers & Close Combat back then, I hope it wasn't in vain!
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 07, 2013, 07:49:53 PM
you are not he.
you are AQUAQUEEN
Not liking being Aveenoboy too much?
Im trying to come up with the marketing for the comic book!
I'm still waiting for
GJK to tell me to get off his lawn (and to get off my computer and start playing some REAL wargames). 8)
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 07, 2013, 11:05:36 AM
Quote from: GJK on December 07, 2013, 10:52:35 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 07, 2013, 10:47:38 AM
he has been assimilated.
23,000 plus posts??? Jesus H. Christ son, do you ever have the time to get laid???
have you met Gus, Mirth and Martok? or as I like to call them, my three stooges of sin.
Yes!! I've always wanted to be a stooge!