Alien 5: WhatwhatWHAT?!?

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mirth

Quote from: Nefaro on July 20, 2015, 10:01:45 AM
I'm not gonna be tortured with a car battery now for saying I like it, am I?   >:D

Nah. You'd probably like that too.
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undercovergeek

noones nipples are safe when you see mirth, some crocodile clips and a car battery

Huw the Poo

I liked the second half of Prometheus.  The first half could have been so much better, and is also where most of the stupidity is concentrated.  The first time I saw it, I was furious after the first 45 minutes or so.  Thankfully Scott redeemed himself when things got going, and the ending has left me gagging to see where the story goes.

Also, looking at the deleted scenes, it could've been much worse.  Hopefully the theatrical cut is what Scott considers to be the director's cut (especially after the continual and protracted mauling that Blade Runner was subjected to).

Sir Slash

Hicks should have nailed Ripley when he had the chance. What a Alien-Killing kid they could've made. Did Ripley ever get any? In the entire series? Even the ones that now didn't happen? And how do the Aliens do it? I wouldn't get mine next to that Queen. Acid for blood!!! What if she's close to that time?
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I think the implication was that one of the aliens gave Ripley the Cosby treatment while she was in hypersleep between Aliens and Aliens III.

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Quote from: Sir Slash on July 20, 2015, 11:57:49 AM
Hicks should have nailed Ripley when he had the chance. What a Alien-Killing kid they could've made. Did Ripley ever get any? In the entire series? Even the ones that now didn't happen? And how do the Aliens do it? I wouldn't get mine next to that Queen. Acid for blood!!! What if she's close to that time?

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Huw the Poo

Quote from: Sir Slash on July 20, 2015, 11:57:49 AM
Hicks should have nailed Ripley when he had the chance. What a Alien-Killing kid they could've made. Did Ripley ever get any? In the entire series? Even the ones that now didn't happen? And how do the Aliens do it? I wouldn't get mine next to that Queen. Acid for blood!!! What if she's close to that time?

She shags Clemens in Alien 3.  She also shags an alien in Resurrection, but technically that wasn't Ripley, it was a hybrid of her clone and an alien.

mirth

Aliens established that she had a daughter on Earth (passed away by the time Ripley made it back). So she shagged someone before she shipped out on the Nostromo.

It's that daughter who is the main character in Alien: Isolation.

http://alienanthology.wikia.com/wiki/Amanda_Ripley
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GDS_Starfury

Quote from: mirth on July 20, 2015, 08:25:06 AM
I think I saw Aliens when I was 14/15 and that was scary enough. I don't think I saw Alien until I was 18/19. It still scares the crap out of me.

thats because youre a pussy.   :2funny:
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I thought A3 and A4 had talent, just that the talent wasn't always used well. A3 was even overtly arty (in a 90s kind of grungy way).

I'm okay with them being hypersleep dreams. That keeps them still semi-canon for anyone who cares.

Unless the film will be made using CGI characters, though, there's no way the principles will look as good as in the concept art.
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Quote from: GDS_Starfury on July 20, 2015, 01:19:06 PM
Quote from: mirth on July 20, 2015, 08:25:06 AM
I think I saw Aliens when I was 14/15 and that was scary enough. I don't think I saw Alien until I was 18/19. It still scares the crap out of me.

thats because youre a pussy.   :2funny:

Maybe, but you actually have a one. And it needs a shavin.
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"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

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I asked him a while back to leave the 'fro.


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mirth

I wish you and I could agree on his personal hygiene.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Nefaro

Quote from: mirth on July 20, 2015, 10:09:15 AM
Quote from: Nefaro on July 20, 2015, 10:01:45 AM
I'm not gonna be tortured with a car battery now for saying I like it, am I?   >:D

Nah. You'd probably like that too.

Sparklenipples.  ^-^

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