Alien 5: WhatwhatWHAT?!?

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mirth

The Ash death scene unsettling, him covered android juice and expressing admiration for the Alien.
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Sir Slash


If you have a hard time finding nipples in the dark, I don't know what to tell you.


I dated a girl once who's nose was bigger than her breasts. You don't want to make that mistake in the dark.  :uglystupid2:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Gusington

That should be part of the next Alien chapter....The Nose.

I always found he face sucker to be quite icky. And it folds nicely into the oral rape theme noted by Pratt.


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JasonPratt

I would thank/blame Geiger for that theme, but the writer(s) seem to have been going on themes like that from the beginning -- he was apparently hired to help fit the theme.

Alien: nothing if not a super-deluxe upgrade to 50s horror sci-fi, except without any of the fun of those movies.  ::) Certainly a valid artistic goal, but one reason why I'll always like Aliens much better.
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Sir Slash

The Turner Classic Movies channel had a night of 50's classic Sif-Fy movies on about 2 weeks ago. Earth vs the Flying Saucers, It Came From Outer pace, and a couple of others.  Took me back to some good times. Was that really what America looked like back then?
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

Quote from: Sir Slash on July 23, 2015, 10:23:11 AM
Was that really what America looked like back then?

Black & white? Parts of it. America didn't become fully colorized until 1971.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

JasonPratt

Did TCM include X: the Terror from Beyond Space?

Because Alien owes a lot to that film.
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Gusington

^I thought the Terror from Beyond Space was you.


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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Sir Slash

No but I wish they had. I'd like to see that one again.
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JasonPratt

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Huw the Poo

Quote from: JasonPratt on July 24, 2015, 11:40:32 AM
Did TCM include X: the Terror from Beyond Space?

Because Alien owes a lot to that film.

Actually it owes more to Dark Star than anything else, Alien being the film that (writer) Dan O'Bannon wanted to make in the first place.  But none of this should detract from the fact that Alien is, in my not at all humble opinion, one of the finest horror films ever made.  Scott even considers the theatrical cut to be more or less the director's cut and doesn't think, even after all these years, he'd change anything.

GDS_Starfury

Quote from: Huw the Poo on July 25, 2015, 05:17:24 PM
But none of this should detract from the fact that Alien is, in my not at all humble opinion, one of the finest horror films ever made. 

+100
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Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


JasonPratt

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Quote from: Huw the Poo on July 25, 2015, 05:17:24 PM
Quote from: JasonPratt on July 24, 2015, 11:40:32 AM
Did TCM include X: the Terror from Beyond Space?

Because Alien owes a lot to that film.

Actually it owes more to Dark Star than anything else, Alien being the film that (writer) Dan O'Bannon wanted to make in the first place.

True, but Dark Star wouldn't have been shown in a 50s sf marathon. ;)

Quote from: Huw the Poo on July 25, 2015, 05:17:24 PMBut none of this should detract from the fact that Alien is, in my not at all humble opinion, one of the finest horror films ever made.

Oh, certainly, no doubt. Taken altogether it arguably ranks among the finest films ever made, period.

But if I feel like watching something Alien-y, I'll watch Aliens almost every time. It's just more fun than any of the other films, without sacrificing quality.

Quote from: Huw the Poo on July 25, 2015, 05:17:24 PMScott even considers the theatrical cut to be more or less the director's cut and doesn't think, even after all these years, he'd change anything.

And yet, there's a "director's cut". ;) With six minutes less running time than theatrical, so that still kind of fits the observation. (I just checked my Blu Anthology set.)
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PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

Huw the Poo

Quote from: JasonPratt on July 26, 2015, 10:53:25 AM
But if I feel like watching something Alien-y, I'll watch Aliens almost every time.

Me too.  Its format lends itself better to repeated viewings in my opinion.  I'll watch Alien if I'm in the mood for a sci-fi horror film, but I'm more frequently in the mood for something more gung-ho.

mirth

The great thing about Alien is it gets both the sci-fi and the horror right.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus